Should you listen to voices ?!
Question: Should you listen to voices !?
A man walks along a lonely beach!. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG
!
He looks around: nobody's there!. I am having hallucinations, he
thinks!. Then he hears the
voice again: I SAID, DIG !
So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some
inches, he finds a small
chest with a rusty lock!.
The deep voice says: OPEN !
Ok, the man thinks, let's open the thing!. He finds a rock with which
to destroy the lock,
and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins!.
The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO !
Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest
and walks to the
casino!.
The deep voice says: ROULETTE !
So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and
goes to one of the tables,
where the players gaze at him with disbelief!.
The deep voice says: 27 !
He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27!. The table nearly
bursts!. Everybody is quiet
when the croupier throws the ball!.
The ball stops at the 26!.
The deep voice says: SH!T !
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He looks around: nobody's there!. I am having hallucinations, he
thinks!. Then he hears the
voice again: I SAID, DIG !
So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some
inches, he finds a small
chest with a rusty lock!.
The deep voice says: OPEN !
Ok, the man thinks, let's open the thing!. He finds a rock with which
to destroy the lock,
and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins!.
The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO !
Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest
and walks to the
casino!.
The deep voice says: ROULETTE !
So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and
goes to one of the tables,
where the players gaze at him with disbelief!.
The deep voice says: 27 !
He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27!. The table nearly
bursts!. Everybody is quiet
when the croupier throws the ball!.
The ball stops at the 26!.
The deep voice says: SH!T !
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Answers:
ha h ah ahah~~~!!!
I am having hallucinations~~!!! lolzz
that was deadly a killer with laughter hilarious~~!!! lolzzzz
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I am having hallucinations~~!!! lolzz
that was deadly a killer with laughter hilarious~~!!! lolzzzz
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funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats probably something id here in my head lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats a funny one! =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
pmsl!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.certainly made me chuckle!.!.!.!.!.nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
this joke roxWww@Enter-QA@Com
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