Best "Knock knock" joke you've ever heard?!
Question: Best "Knock knock" joke you've ever heard!?
Answers:
Knock knock!?
Who's there!?
Europe!.
Europe who!?
No I'm not, you're a poo!
hahahahaha!. ?
(It's a lot better when you say it out loud:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?
Europe!.
Europe who!?
No I'm not, you're a poo!
hahahahaha!. ?
(It's a lot better when you say it out loud:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Doris
Doris, who!?
Doris locked, that's why I knocked!
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Tank
Tank, who!?
You're welcome!
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Dexter
Dexter, who!?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!.
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Little Old Lady
Little old lady, who!?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Lemonade!.
Lemonade, who!?
Lemonade me introduce you to my friend!
(This one is more like a pick-up line)
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Aardvark!.
Aardvark, who!?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!.
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Hawaii!.
Hawaii, who!?
I'm fine, Hawaii you!?
(I like this one because I am from Hawaii)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?
Doris
Doris, who!?
Doris locked, that's why I knocked!
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Tank
Tank, who!?
You're welcome!
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Dexter
Dexter, who!?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!.
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Little Old Lady
Little old lady, who!?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Lemonade!.
Lemonade, who!?
Lemonade me introduce you to my friend!
(This one is more like a pick-up line)
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Aardvark!.
Aardvark, who!?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!.
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Hawaii!.
Hawaii, who!?
I'm fine, Hawaii you!?
(I like this one because I am from Hawaii)Www@Enter-QA@Com
You: Will you remember me in 1 second!?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Will you remember me in 1 minute!?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Will you remember me in 1 day!?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Will you remember me in 1 year!?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Will you remember me in 1 decade!?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Will you remember me in 1 Century!?
Someone Else:YES!!!!!!
You: Knock, Knock
Someone Else: Who's There!?
You: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Someone Else:Yes
You: Will you remember me in 1 minute!?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Will you remember me in 1 day!?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Will you remember me in 1 year!?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Will you remember me in 1 decade!?
Someone Else:Yes
You: Will you remember me in 1 Century!?
Someone Else:YES!!!!!!
You: Knock, Knock
Someone Else: Who's There!?
You: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Boo!
BOO WHO!?
NO NEED TO CRY DUDE!.!.!.!.!.!.ITS JUST A JOKEWww@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?
Boo!
BOO WHO!?
NO NEED TO CRY DUDE!.!.!.!.!.!.ITS JUST A JOKEWww@Enter-QA@Com