Here is a JOKE FOR THE LADIES!!?!
Question: Here is a JOKE FOR THE LADIES!!!?
a newlywed couple are getting ready for bed when the man takes off his pants, throws them at his new bride and says,
''try these on, see if they fit!.''
the woman tries but soon realizes they are way too big, she says,
''i can't wear your pants!.''
the man responds,
''that's right, I'm the only one who wears the pants in this family and that's the one it is!.''
without saying a word the wife takes off her panties, throws them at her husband and says,
''now you try these on!.''
he tries but cannot even get them past his legs, he says,
''i can't get in your panties!.''
she replies,
''that's right, and that's the way it's gonna stay until your attitude changes!.''
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''try these on, see if they fit!.''
the woman tries but soon realizes they are way too big, she says,
''i can't wear your pants!.''
the man responds,
''that's right, I'm the only one who wears the pants in this family and that's the one it is!.''
without saying a word the wife takes off her panties, throws them at her husband and says,
''now you try these on!.''
he tries but cannot even get them past his legs, he says,
''i can't get in your panties!.''
she replies,
''that's right, and that's the way it's gonna stay until your attitude changes!.''
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hell it was awesome!. never laughed this much in my life! :)
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Haha good one i will give you a star give me one aswell
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That's funny so i guess they each wear the pants in the family!. His and her's!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny !! true for most couples , but still funny !!
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OH that was good Tiger - and you know - that is the way it is!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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Hugs Tiger,
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very funny, yet very true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You go Girl---good come backWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha i like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one i like it, xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lolzz!. [: That's funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats really runny!!! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
very nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Way to go lady!. loved this one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one !! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
;)!.!.lol!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit!?" The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours!." So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy!?"
The next day they went to the mother one at a time!. The mother said tot he first nun, "What unholy thing did you do!?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike!." The mother said, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water!. When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent!.
The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do!?" The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!" The mother said, "Well, that's sinning!. Go drink holy water!."
The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do!?" The third nun said proudly, "I pissed in the holy water!"
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The next day they went to the mother one at a time!. The mother said tot he first nun, "What unholy thing did you do!?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike!." The mother said, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water!. When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent!.
The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do!?" The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!" The mother said, "Well, that's sinning!. Go drink holy water!."
The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do!?" The third nun said proudly, "I pissed in the holy water!"
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