Little Johny- The Perfect Gentleman?!
Question: Little Johny- The Perfect Gentleman!?
During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her!?"
Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss!."
The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part!."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute!."
The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant!."
And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment!. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner!. "
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"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her!?"
Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss!."
The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part!."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute!."
The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant!."
And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment!. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner!. "
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hell it was awesome!. never laughed this much in my life! :)
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That's funny!.
Little Vito is friends with Little Johnny:
> Little Vito On Math:
>
> A teacher asks her class, 'If there are five birds sitting on a fence,
> and you shoot one of them, how many will be left!?' She calls on little
> Vito!.
>
> He replies, 'None!. They will all fly away with the first gunshot!.'
>
> The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is four, but I like your
> thinking!.'
>
>
> Then, Little Vito says, 'I have a question for YOU!.
> There are three women
> sitting on a bench having ice cream, one is delicately licking the
> sides of the triple scoop of ice cream!.
>
> The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone!.
> The third is
> biting off the top of the ice cream!.
> Which one is married!?'
>
> The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one
> that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone!.'
>
> To which Little Vito replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the
> wedding ring on', but I like your thinking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Vito is friends with Little Johnny:
> Little Vito On Math:
>
> A teacher asks her class, 'If there are five birds sitting on a fence,
> and you shoot one of them, how many will be left!?' She calls on little
> Vito!.
>
> He replies, 'None!. They will all fly away with the first gunshot!.'
>
> The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is four, but I like your
> thinking!.'
>
>
> Then, Little Vito says, 'I have a question for YOU!.
> There are three women
> sitting on a bench having ice cream, one is delicately licking the
> sides of the triple scoop of ice cream!.
>
> The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone!.
> The third is
> biting off the top of the ice cream!.
> Which one is married!?'
>
> The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one
> that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone!.'
>
> To which Little Vito replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the
> wedding ring on', but I like your thinking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
absolutely clever!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Hahah, that was a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmso i didnt get it at firstWww@Enter-QA@Com
very nice! one of the best jokes i've heard so far!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!. guess we know what's on johnny's mindWww@Enter-QA@Com
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle!. He's got two large bags over his shoulders!.
The guard stops him and says, "What''s in the bags!?""Sand," answered Juan!.The guard says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike!." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand!.
He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags!.The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man''s shoulders, and lets him cross the border!.A week later, the same thing happens!. The guard asks, "What have you got!?""Sand," says Juan!.The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand!.He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle!.This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years!. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico!."Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something!. It's driving me crazy!. It's all I think about!.!.!.!.!. I can't sleep!. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling!?" Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The guard stops him and says, "What''s in the bags!?""Sand," answered Juan!.The guard says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike!." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand!.
He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags!.The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man''s shoulders, and lets him cross the border!.A week later, the same thing happens!. The guard asks, "What have you got!?""Sand," says Juan!.The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand!.He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle!.This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years!. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico!."Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something!. It's driving me crazy!. It's all I think about!.!.!.!.!. I can't sleep!. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling!?" Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles!."Www@Enter-QA@Com