Who Knows Some Good Pickup Lines?!
Question: Who Knows Some Good Pickup Lines!?
I don't want ones that everyone already knows!. Give me some originality!. (ex: There's 206 bones in your body!. How about another one!?)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Wow, you look like my third wife!. (pause) I've only been married twice!.
If women are truly eye candy, you give my eyes cavities!.
Is your last name swanson!? Cause you look like a hungry man's dinner!. (not really a good one)Www@Enter-QA@Com
If women are truly eye candy, you give my eyes cavities!.
Is your last name swanson!? Cause you look like a hungry man's dinner!. (not really a good one)Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't
talk for a year and a half!.
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting
people, and kill them!.
Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut
Up!.'
I'm not afraid to die!. I just don't want to be
there when it happens!.
Always and never are two words you should
always remember never to use!.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been
over served!.
The road to success is always under
construction!.
I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!
Marriage is one of the chief causes of
divorce!.
Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of
your time!.
When everything's coming your way, you're in
the wrong lane!.
Born free; Taxed to death!.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some
people just don't have film!.
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first!.
Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up
to!.
I love being a writer!.!.!. what I can't stand is
the paperwork!.
A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case,
the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light!.
The hardest part of skating is the ice!.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an
idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was
the genius!.
The trouble with being punc tual is that
there's no one there to appreciate it!.
If our constitution allows us free speech, why
are there phone bills!?
If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars
in the universe, he'll believe you!. But if you tell
him a park bench has just been painted, he has to
touch it to be sure!.
Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon!
If you can't convince them, confuse them!.
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the
sudden stop at the end!.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your
horn louder!.
Hot glass looks same as cold glass!. (Cunino's
Law of Burnt Fingers)
Someday is not a day of the week
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talk for a year and a half!.
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting
people, and kill them!.
Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut
Up!.'
I'm not afraid to die!. I just don't want to be
there when it happens!.
Always and never are two words you should
always remember never to use!.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been
over served!.
The road to success is always under
construction!.
I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!
Marriage is one of the chief causes of
divorce!.
Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of
your time!.
When everything's coming your way, you're in
the wrong lane!.
Born free; Taxed to death!.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some
people just don't have film!.
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first!.
Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up
to!.
I love being a writer!.!.!. what I can't stand is
the paperwork!.
A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case,
the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light!.
The hardest part of skating is the ice!.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an
idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was
the genius!.
The trouble with being punc tual is that
there's no one there to appreciate it!.
If our constitution allows us free speech, why
are there phone bills!?
If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars
in the universe, he'll believe you!. But if you tell
him a park bench has just been painted, he has to
touch it to be sure!.
Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon!
If you can't convince them, confuse them!.
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the
sudden stop at the end!.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your
horn louder!.
Hot glass looks same as cold glass!. (Cunino's
Law of Burnt Fingers)
Someday is not a day of the week
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If a large fat man puts you in a bag in the middle of the night, its ok!. I told Santa i wanted you for Christmas!.
Is that a ladder in your pants!? Or a stairway to heaven!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is that a ladder in your pants!? Or a stairway to heaven!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
(in library) mind if i check you out!?
are you jamacain!? cans your ja-makin-me crazy-
did it hurt!?
yes/no why
cause it was a long fall from heavan
are you tired!?
yes no why!?
cause you been running through my head all dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
are you jamacain!? cans your ja-makin-me crazy-
did it hurt!?
yes/no why
cause it was a long fall from heavan
are you tired!?
yes no why!?
cause you been running through my head all dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hey, if you were a pirate, would you put your parrot on this shoulder *place hand on shoulder nearest* or THIS shoulder!? *place hand on opposite shoulder so your arm is around them!.
Lol!. I love that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!. I love that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You father must have been a thief
cause he took 2 stars from the sky and put them in your eyesWww@Enter-QA@Com
cause he took 2 stars from the sky and put them in your eyesWww@Enter-QA@Com
"hey, you look like you have an *** on your chest"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ever tripped over a tree!? ( Before they answer) How about a root!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you have a map!?
Because I'm lost in your eyes!.
?hahha!.
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Because I'm lost in your eyes!.
?hahha!.
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