Does anyone know any good pranks or jokes?!
Question: Does anyone know any good pranks or jokes!?
Answers:
Dead Rabbit
One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence!. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbour's daughter's rabbit!. For years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out to its cage, free it and play with it in the garden!. I knew today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast!.
The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so I washed it off with the hose, combed it with the dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower!. Upon finishing its grooming, I jumped the fence and replaced it back in its cage hoping its death would be written off as "natural causes"!. Within the hour, the neighbour's car pulled in and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage!. Only this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed "DDDDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at the cage!. Being the good neighbour that I am, I rushed to fence and asked if there was anything I could do!.
Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind of sick individual would dig up a little girl's dead rabbit and put it back in it's cage!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence!. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbour's daughter's rabbit!. For years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out to its cage, free it and play with it in the garden!. I knew today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast!.
The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so I washed it off with the hose, combed it with the dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower!. Upon finishing its grooming, I jumped the fence and replaced it back in its cage hoping its death would be written off as "natural causes"!. Within the hour, the neighbour's car pulled in and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage!. Only this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed "DDDDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at the cage!. Being the good neighbour that I am, I rushed to fence and asked if there was anything I could do!.
Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind of sick individual would dig up a little girl's dead rabbit and put it back in it's cage!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A couple had been debating about the purchase of a new car for weeks!. He wanted a truck!. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip around though traffic in town!. They ended up settling for the truck as she sports car was so much out of their price range!.“Look” she said!. “I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less!. And my birthday is coming up!. You could surprise me!.”!.!. So for the birthday he bought her a brand new bathroom scale!.
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The best ones are personal!.
But if you're lazy I know a couple off the top of my head!. If you have access to their house/room/office/cubical for an extended period of time while they're out, you could fill hundreds of disposable cups with water and place them everywhere in their dwelling!.
Or you could just saran wrap their car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But if you're lazy I know a couple off the top of my head!. If you have access to their house/room/office/cubical for an extended period of time while they're out, you could fill hundreds of disposable cups with water and place them everywhere in their dwelling!.
Or you could just saran wrap their car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE!.
HE LIKED A GIRL WORKING IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH!.
BUT HE DID NOT TOLD HER ABOUT HIS LUV!.EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP
AND BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER!.AFTER A MONTH HE DIED!.
WHEN THE GIRL WENT HIS HOME AND ASKED ABOUT HIM, HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE
DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM!.SHE SAW ALL THE CD“S UNOPENED !.
THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED!.
YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED!?
B?OZ SHE HAD KEPT HER OWN LUV LETTERS INSIDE THE CD PACKS!.SHE also
LUVED HIM!.!.!.!.!.
moral of the story:
if u love someone!.!.!. !.say to him directly don“t wait for the destiny
to play the role oderwise u will lose dat!.!.!.
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HE LIKED A GIRL WORKING IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH!.
BUT HE DID NOT TOLD HER ABOUT HIS LUV!.EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP
AND BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER!.AFTER A MONTH HE DIED!.
WHEN THE GIRL WENT HIS HOME AND ASKED ABOUT HIM, HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE
DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM!.SHE SAW ALL THE CD“S UNOPENED !.
THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED!.
YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED!?
B?OZ SHE HAD KEPT HER OWN LUV LETTERS INSIDE THE CD PACKS!.SHE also
LUVED HIM!.!.!.!.!.
moral of the story:
if u love someone!.!.!. !.say to him directly don“t wait for the destiny
to play the role oderwise u will lose dat!.!.!.
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here's a good joke:
!.there were these three European tourists driving through the country !.!.and they got a flat tire so they went into a farmer's house to try and use their phone, but they didn't have one!.!.and the farmer came down the stairs with a shotgun and said "all of you out into my field of crops"!.!.so they went into the farm field !.!.the farmer said "now each one of you go pick your favorite fruit"!.!.the tourist come back and they were each holding the fruit they wanted!.!.and the Amish guy said !."now gulp down your fruits without chewing or making a sound and you"ll live!.!.but if you make any noise i"ll kill you!." so the first guy held up a grape and said "this should be easy!." BOOM he's dead!.the second guy holds up a grape too !.!.but then he looks at the third guy and bursts into laughter!.BOOM hes dead !.!.!.and then up in heaven the first guy says to the second guy "i know why i got killed but why did you start
laughing!?" the second guy says !.!.!."because the third guy had a water melon!.!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.there were these three European tourists driving through the country !.!.and they got a flat tire so they went into a farmer's house to try and use their phone, but they didn't have one!.!.and the farmer came down the stairs with a shotgun and said "all of you out into my field of crops"!.!.so they went into the farm field !.!.the farmer said "now each one of you go pick your favorite fruit"!.!.the tourist come back and they were each holding the fruit they wanted!.!.and the Amish guy said !."now gulp down your fruits without chewing or making a sound and you"ll live!.!.but if you make any noise i"ll kill you!." so the first guy held up a grape and said "this should be easy!." BOOM he's dead!.the second guy holds up a grape too !.!.but then he looks at the third guy and bursts into laughter!.BOOM hes dead !.!.!.and then up in heaven the first guy says to the second guy "i know why i got killed but why did you start
laughing!?" the second guy says !.!.!."because the third guy had a water melon!.!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Make them look at a toilet with the lid closed!.
Blindfold them!.
Tell them they have to trust you!.
Open the lid of the toilet and quietly drop an unpeeled banana into it!.
Now lead them to the toilet and tell them to reach down and pick it up!.
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Blindfold them!.
Tell them they have to trust you!.
Open the lid of the toilet and quietly drop an unpeeled banana into it!.
Now lead them to the toilet and tell them to reach down and pick it up!.
!.!.!.!.!. OR,
You could always send them a link to 2Girls1CupWww@Enter-QA@Com
put an ad on craigslist saying you have super bowl tickets you can't use or world series tickets you can't use and use a friends phone number in the ad for people to call about the tickets do it to an enemy tooWww@Enter-QA@Com
dig a big hole on a hiking or biking trail then fill it with water, the cover the top with leaves, so when people are comin they wont see it and fall right in and get wet!! MOTHER OF ALL PRANKS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Da!.!.!. Whoopie Cushion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.
Da!.!.!. Fake Killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.
Da!.!.!. Youtube Screamer Prank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Da!.!.!. Fake Killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.
Da!.!.!. Youtube Screamer Prank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ring a take-away, and order a massive delivery!.
Then send it to someone you dislikes address
never done it, but i wanna!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then send it to someone you dislikes address
never done it, but i wanna!Www@Enter-QA@Com
While someone is sleeping put their hand in a bowel of warm water and they will pee themselves!Www@Enter-QA@Com
put a mask by the window on the outside
then tell them to look outside the window
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then tell them to look outside the window
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