I Need a funny joke!?!
Question: I Need a funny joke!!?
Good funny joke (Not one that i think about and 2 weeks later i say OH YEAH, I GET IT!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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School Punishments
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day!. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard!. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class!. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny,Pat!?"
"I just saw one of your garters!"
"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!"
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard!. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard!. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student!. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy!?"
"I just saw both of your garters!"
Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks!"
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again!. So she bends over to pick it up!. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student!. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom!.
"Where do you think you're going!?" she asks!.
"From what I just saw, my school days are over!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day!. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard!. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class!. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny,Pat!?"
"I just saw one of your garters!"
"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!"
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard!. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard!. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student!. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy!?"
"I just saw both of your garters!"
Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks!"
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again!. So she bends over to pick it up!. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student!. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom!.
"Where do you think you're going!?" she asks!.
"From what I just saw, my school days are over!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Unfortunately, Grandmas don't know everything!.!.
Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days!.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other!?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth!. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling!.'
Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids!.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse!. It's called Bunk Beds!.
And by the way, Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you!.'
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Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days!.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other!?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth!. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling!.'
Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids!.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse!. It's called Bunk Beds!.
And by the way, Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you!.'
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There's a woman pregnant with triplets!.
The triplets are in the womb and they are having a discussion on what they want to be when the grow up!.
Triplet #1 says: "When I grow up I want to be an electrician and put some light in this place!."
Triplet#2 says: "When I grow up I want to be an architect so I can make this place a little bigger!."
Triplet#3 says: "When I grow up I want to become a fisherman!."
Confused, the other two ask him "Why!?"
The 3rd Triplet replies "So I can catch that big eel that keeps coming in here!"
=] Hope you enjoyed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The triplets are in the womb and they are having a discussion on what they want to be when the grow up!.
Triplet #1 says: "When I grow up I want to be an electrician and put some light in this place!."
Triplet#2 says: "When I grow up I want to be an architect so I can make this place a little bigger!."
Triplet#3 says: "When I grow up I want to become a fisherman!."
Confused, the other two ask him "Why!?"
The 3rd Triplet replies "So I can catch that big eel that keeps coming in here!"
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A bloke wanted to get himself an unusual pet!. He went to his local pet shop and finally bought a centipede!. He took it home in a small box and let it settle in!.
After a while he called out to his pet saying "do you want to come to the pub with me for a drink!?" No answer, so he asked again, "do you want to come out for a drink with me!?" Still no answer!. He looked into the box and said "do you want to come out or not!?" The centipede said "I heard you the first time, I'm just putting my f****** boots on"Www@Enter-QA@Com
After a while he called out to his pet saying "do you want to come to the pub with me for a drink!?" No answer, so he asked again, "do you want to come out for a drink with me!?" Still no answer!. He looked into the box and said "do you want to come out or not!?" The centipede said "I heard you the first time, I'm just putting my f****** boots on"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I found this funny at the time said!. And I don't mean to offend anyone by it!.
In Japanese class we were studing negative adjectives(isn't,is,was,wasn't)!.Someone asked How can you be was tall!? and someone shouted out I WAS tall when I was in the Japanese room but then I entered the black room!.
Once again I don't mean to offend anyone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In Japanese class we were studing negative adjectives(isn't,is,was,wasn't)!.Someone asked How can you be was tall!? and someone shouted out I WAS tall when I was in the Japanese room but then I entered the black room!.
Once again I don't mean to offend anyone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A girl at work wrote one of those stupid signs the other day!. It said, "You don't have to be mad to work here!.!.!.!.!.!. But it helps!"
The trouble is, she wrote it with her own sh!t!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The trouble is, she wrote it with her own sh!t!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you use to blow bubbles when you were young!?!?
Well, He says he misses you!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, He says he misses you!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A woman goes into a chemist and asks for a bar of soap!.
"You want ir scented!?"
"No, I'll take it with me now!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"You want ir scented!?"
"No, I'll take it with me now!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
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