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I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so!.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy!.
There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the
counter, and she could see that I was new at it!. She
handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear
one!.

I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped
it over her thumb!. She cautioned me to make sure it
was on tight and secure!. I apparently still looked
confused!. So she looked all around the store to
see if it was empty!. It was empty!.

'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and
locked it!. Taking my hand, she led me into the back
room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it!. She
unhooked her bra and laid it aside!.
'Do these excite you!?' she asked!.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod
my head!. She then said, it was time to slip the condom
on!. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,
removed her panties and lay down on a desk!.
'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time!.'
So I climbed on her!.

It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and KAPOW!. I was done within a few
minutes!.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown!. 'Did you put
that condom on!?' she asked!. I said, 'I sure did,' and
held up my thumb to show her!.
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