I feel pretty down, does anyone have a good joke?!


Question: I feel pretty down, does anyone have a good joke!?
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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven!. When they get there, St!. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven!.!.!.don't step on the ducks!."

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place!. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one!.

Along comes St!. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw!. St!. Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St!. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man!. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman!.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps!.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St!. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on!. Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin!.

St!. Peter chains them together without saying a word!. The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity!?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"








one more for u !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.







A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY!. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game!? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks!. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun!. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5!.00, and vise versa!."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep!.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5!.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500!.00!."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game!.

The lawyer asks the first question!. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon!?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5!.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer!. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn"!.

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs!?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer!. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer!. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail!. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500!.00!.

The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep!.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer!?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5!.00, and goes back to sleep!.

a bit more for u!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.



A man was having a cigarette which was not burnt!. His friend asks him why was he having such a cigarette so the man replies that it is a CNG cigarette!.

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Before judging a person put yourself in his shoes and walk for a mile!. Now PARTYYYYYY!. The shoes are yours as the owner is 1 mile behind!.

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A man made a call to airport and asks "how long is the journey from Mumbai to America!?"

The receptionist " 1 second sir "

The man cuts off and says " Have drunken in the day"

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1 truck was taking another truck by tying a rope!. A man sees it and laughs and says "To take 1 rope two trucks are going!."

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A brunette is standing on the side of the highway and a blonde comes over to see what the brunette is doing, the brunette is chanting 88 88 88 88 so the blonde starts to also then the brunette says it is even more fun in the middle of the highway so the blonde does it in the middle of the highway and is hit by a car then the brunette starts chanting 89 89 89 89 89
A blond dyes her hair because she is tired of blond jokes and drives up to a sheep farm and says if i can guess how many you have can i take one home with me the farmer says sure the blond says 378 and is correct the farmer lets her go pick out one then when she gets in her car the farmer says if i can guess your real hair color can i have my dog back!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

WHO IS JACK SCHITT!?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way!. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They had one son, Jack!. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The deeply religious couple produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Gi va Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced!. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock!.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!. Two of the other six children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse!. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He came home with his Italian wife; Piza Schitt
By Crock O Schit
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what do you call a pig that does karate!?!!?


A pork chop!!

omg thats priceless
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You feel down!?

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