And last joke before i start cleaning my house?!


Question: And last joke before i start cleaning my house!?


A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years!.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young
couple in bed!.
He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair!.
While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom!.
While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, 'Listen, this
guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots
of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed
your neck!. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever
he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This
guy is probably very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us Be
strong, honey!. I love you!.' To which the wife responds, 'He wasn't
kissing my neck!. He was whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay,
thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline!. I told him it
was in the bathroom!. Be strong, honey!. I love you, too!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Raindrop, you have made my day, wait until i tell that one to my wife, maybe thats the best i have seen for a while!. Ha! Ha! Ha! Even give a star for you!. May be an oldie but it never stops me from laughing at it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

HaHa Omg that was hilarious and totally unexpected

You get a star for that one!!!!!! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

BrilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com

fantastic loved itWww@Enter-QA@Com

Oldie, but a goodieWww@Enter-QA@Com

That should stop him pimping her , great one lol !.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hi Good one naughty girl,here is one star for you and lots of thanks!.Love and warm hugs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A giraffe goes into a bar and shouts!.
"THE HIGH-BALLS ARE ON ME"Www@Enter-QA@Com

brilliant loved it made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com

HA HA! very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

Thank you,just what you want on a miserable mon morn!.Loved it!.Anymore!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I got tears in me eyes!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Now that's funny! Www@Enter-QA@Com

Its not so funny now, its done the rounds several times now!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol but i HAVE heard tt one b4Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol heard this before it never gets old thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol nearly fell off my chair laughing nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

Man goes into a bar with an ostrich and a cat!. They all sit down and the man goes to the bar and asks for 2 whiskies and a beer!. After a while the ostrich comes up and re-orders the same!. Well this goes on for some time and the barman gets very curious so when the man comes up to order, the barman asks what is going on!. Look he said, I notice that you buy a round, then the ostrich buys a round but the cat hasn't bought one yet
Well said the man it's my fault really!. Several years ago I was stranded on a desert island and one day I picked up a bottle on the
beach !. Inside was a geni who on being released granted me one wish!. So I asked for a big bird with a long neck and a tight pussy!.
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