Redneck humor (20 characters)?!


Question: Redneck humor (20 characters)!?
Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition!. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday!. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal drink!.

So when Bubba's 21st birthday came a round, he and his pal Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped out of the boat !.!.!.!. and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety!.

Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother!. 'Grandma,' he asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my pappy, his father, and his father before him!?'

Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said, 'Because your father, your grandfather and your great gran dfather were born in January, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July, you dumb ****'!.
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frozen lake!. wooooooo hooooo!. oh shi!.!. lol!. you are the bet darling!. always!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hilarious!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The scary thing is, I have known people like that!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Too funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMFAO!.!.!.Good one Steve!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmao rednecks!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

funny you get a star for that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that's funny!! Good Job!
STAR!!! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmfao!.!.!.didnt see that one coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol it took me a whileWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmao!.!.!.i feel you are picking on us rednecks!! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

Thats probably the best joke i have read so far for the day! Well thanks for the laugh man!. Starred!. Well I got one for you with bubba again here is it!.



Bubba & the Catholics-Each Friday night after work,Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill & cook venison steak!.
But,all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholics-& since it was Lent,they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday!.The
delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest!.
The priest came to visit Bubba & suggested that he become a Catholic!.
After several classes & much study,Bubba attended Mass-& the priest sprinkled holy water over him & said,"You were born a Baptist & raised a Baptist but now you are Catholic!."
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved,until Friday night arrived & the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood!.
The priest was called immediately by the neighbors!.
As the priest rushed into Bubba's yard,clutching a rosary,& prepared to scold him,he stopped & watched in amazement!.There stood Bubba,clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat & chanted:You wuz born a deer,you wuz raised a deer, but now you iz a catfish!.

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