Anyone know any funny sayings?!

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age!. The next day, she locked me in the cellar

When did I realize I was God!? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself!.

She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees!.

I'm not afraid to die!. I just don't want to be there when it happens!.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button!.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action!.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected!.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad!. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Try this pick line!.

BOY: Do you sleep on your stomach at night!?
GIRL: No
BOY: Well can I !?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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ill try
what the flying fadools is going on !!

i don't give a haystak ::P ok thats all i know Www@Enter-QA@Com

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