What about a joke? Just GREAT?!

Husband and wife were scheduled to attend a
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>Halloween party!. The wife got a terrible headache and
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>Told her husband to go to the Halloween party
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>Alone!. He, being a devoted husband, protested,
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>But she argued and said she was going to take some
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>Aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
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>Good time to be spoiled by her not going!.
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>So he took his costume and away he went!.
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>The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
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>Woke without pain, and as it was still early, decided to go to
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>The party!. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she
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>Thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see
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>How he acted when she was not with him!. So she joined
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>The party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting
>around
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>On the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he could
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>And copping a little feel here and a little kiss there!. His
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>Wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
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>He left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to
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>Her!. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he
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>Was her husband!. After more drinks he finally whispered a
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>Little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they
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>Went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the
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>Back seat!. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away
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>And went home and put the costume away and got into bed,
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>Wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his
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>Outrageous behavior!. She was sitting up reading when he
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>Came in, so she asked what kind of tim e he had!. 'Oh, the same old
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>Thing!. You know I never have a good time when you're not
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>There!.' Then she asked, 'Did you dance much!?' He replied, I'll
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>Tell you; I never even danced one dance!. When I got there, I
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>Met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guy, so we went into the
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>Spare room and played poker all evening!. 'You must have
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>Looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!'
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>She said with unashamed sarcasm!. To which the husband replied,
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>'Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, Apparently he had the
>time of his life'!.
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