Have you ever tried hypnotism?!


Question: Have you ever tried hypnotism!?
Hypnotism!.!.!.


A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've
been having all these years !? Well, they're gone!.'

'No more headaches!?' the husband asks, 'What happened !?'

His wife replies, 'Angie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand
in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,

I do not have a headache
I do not have a headache
I do not have a headache

Well, it worked ! The headaches are all gone!.'

'Well, that is wonderful' proclaims the husband!.

His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in
the
bedroom these last few years, why don't you go see the hypnotist and see
if he can do anything for that !?'

Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it!.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes,
picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom!. He puts her on the bed
and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back!.'

He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into
bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before!.

His wife says, 'WOW ! - that was wonderful !'

The husband says, 'Don't move ! I will be right back!.'

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even
better than the first time!.

The wife sits up and her head is spinning 'OH MY GOD' she proclaims!.

Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back!.'

With that, he goes back in the bathroom!.

This time, his wife quietly follows him in the bathroom, she sees him
standing at the mirror and saying !.!.!.!.

She's not my wife
She's not my wife
She's not my wife'

His funeral service will be held Saturday Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Another good one and another star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL

I am not at work
I am not at work
I am not at work


Damnit!.!.!. I am at work!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That was a great joke but it did not need that last line!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Going to the mirror now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO i loved it!. Thanks for the laugh LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

OUCH!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!

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That was goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahahahahahaha
nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

he was just being respectful!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

great stuffWww@Enter-QA@Com

very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

haaaaaaa!!!
LMAO!!!
that's a great joke!!! thanks for a good laugh!
star for u honeyWww@Enter-QA@Com



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