What sound do pigs make ?!


Question: What sound do pigs make !?


The Sound of Pigs


A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see if city kids knew
what sounds farm animals made!. She asked the kids to raise their hands
if they knew the correct sounds!.
"Who knows what sound a cow makes!?" she asked!.
Mary put her hand up and said, "Mooooo!"
"Very good," replied the teacher!. "What sound does a sheep make!?"
"Baaaa," answered Billy!.
She continued this for a while!. Then she asked, "What sound does a pig
make!?"
All the hands in the class went up!. She was surprised at the response!.
She chose little Tyrone at the back of the class!.
He stood up, took a deep breath, and screamed, "Up against the wall,
mutha-fucka!" Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Never, Never have sex with a pig!.
It will always squeal on you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

This is one of my fave police jokes

Things not to say when stopped at the roadside by the police

1!. Wow you must have been going damned fast to catch me up

2!. Can you hold this beer for me while I get my license out of my bag

3!. Can I request a full strip search

Liked your one too and will be sharing it with my friends at work tomorrow!. Thanks
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Very, very funny!. Thank you!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMFAO that was brilliant LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

Instead of Mary and Billy, sounds they be like La'keisha and Kane!.
xWww@Enter-QA@Com

Now that is Really funny! I shall be e-mailing my friends and family this one - ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com

corr blimey!Www@Enter-QA@Com

very cute!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!.!.!.that is funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats cute
but we mustnt laugh at the law
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

he should have said oink lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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