Yo Mamma's so fat......?!


Question: Yo Mamma's so fat!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out!.

Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!

Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side!.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in!?

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!

Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!

Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats!.

Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds!.

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued!."

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"

Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family!.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton!.

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lol good ones!!!!!.!.!.here's a couple of my favorites

Yo mamma's so fat she Tripped over Sears, banked off Target and fell through Wal-mart!.

Yo mamma's so ugly when she tried to enter an ugly contest they said " Sorry no professionals"Www@Enter-QA@Com

very good !!!

Yo mama and two other ladies jumped off a high rise building!.

The first jumped off the 4th floor, hit a waste bin and it took 3 days to wipe up the mess!.

The second jumped off the 6th floor, hit a car and it took 5 days to wipe up the mess!.

Yo mama jumped off the 8th floor, hit a lamp post and it took two weeks to wipe the smile off her face!!

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haha! hilarious!.!.!.:D:D
im still smiling stupidlyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!Www@Enter-QA@Com

funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

When she stepped on the scale it said "To be continued"Www@Enter-QA@Com

gud ones!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I saw yo mamma kicking a can the other day and said 'what ya doing!?' She said 'Movin'Www@Enter-QA@Com

Is yo mamma fat by any chance!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama's so fat !.!.that she got stuck in the air :P Www@Enter-QA@Com

my momma gona kick ur *** :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha!.!.!.
that was funny!!!

like it lo!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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