Jokes jokes i love jokes me part 2?!
Question: Jokes jokes i love jokes me part 2!?
You have to hand it to Guy Ritchie!. He's a bit of a geezer!. To get 30 mill for a second hand dartboard is a right result!.
Did you hear about the two gay ghosts!?
They gave each other the willies!
A burglar broke into a home and was looking around!. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you"!. Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search!. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you"!. He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage!. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes!." He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said, "Moses!." The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses!?" The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus"
My wife got a new job recently!. It's hard to say what she does!.!.!.
She sells sea shells!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you hear about the two gay ghosts!?
They gave each other the willies!
A burglar broke into a home and was looking around!. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you"!. Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search!. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you"!. He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage!. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes!." He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said, "Moses!." The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses!?" The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus"
My wife got a new job recently!. It's hard to say what she does!.!.!.
She sells sea shells!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LMFAO I love the one about the burgler LOL!. Have a star that was great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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different than most of the jokes here and that made them even better lolz good job thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i like the pit bull one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A master dream weaver!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh man!.
That one about the pitbull was hilarious! (:Www@Enter-QA@Com
That one about the pitbull was hilarious! (:Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i liked the burglar one =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, LOL to the last two :)Www@Enter-QA@Com