Is this a good blonde joke?!
Question: Is this a good blonde joke!?
so a blonde walks into a repair shop and asks the guy to fix the dent in it so he thinks to himself its a blonde i think i'll have some fun with her
so he goes you see that (points to the muffler) he says blow into this and the dent will come right out
so she goes home and she does it
then her roommate walks in (also blonde) and say no that's not how you do you have to roll the windows up first
Is that a good one i killed ppl when i told them that one
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so he goes you see that (points to the muffler) he says blow into this and the dent will come right out
so she goes home and she does it
then her roommate walks in (also blonde) and say no that's not how you do you have to roll the windows up first
Is that a good one i killed ppl when i told them that one
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Answers:
hehee soo funny =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Were the friends who found that funny smoking pot!? The joke just doesn't flow correctly and why wouldn't the mechanic have her blow into the muffler in front of him!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
Written properly this is a good joke, you killed it with the dodgy grammar and not all the info is there, sorry!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I got the point, but it lacks the punch line!. Well, a good one!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
you sure you are not a blonde as the joke just does not make sense!.!. you have missed bits out somewhere!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sorry, idgi
either it's not that funny, or you killed the pun!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
either it's not that funny, or you killed the pun!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Way to suck!. That was a waste of my life!. There goes 2 minutes ill never get back!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
huh!?!? why don't u sit in the car with the windows up and don't come out until you have better jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
It was ok, didn't kill me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry, I don't get it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
naaa m8 its not that good explain it better!.
Basiclly u suckWww@Enter-QA@Com
Basiclly u suckWww@Enter-QA@Com
It might be good!.!. I don't know cause I honestly don't have a clue how it goes!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect!. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description!. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect!.
"Easy, " she replied!. "He only has one eye!."
The chief was stunned!. "He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!" He repeated the procedure for the second blonde and again asked how she would recognize him!.
"He only has one ear, " was her answer!.
"What is the matter with you people!?!!? It is a profile shot! You are seeing him from the side!" He repeated the procedure for the third blonde, then said, "How would you recognize the suspect!? Now think before you give me a stupid answer!."
After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, "He's wearing contact lenses!."
This took the chief by surprise!. He looked real hard at the picture and couldn't tell if the suspect had contacts or not, so he went into the database and looked at the report!. Sure enough, when the mug shot was taken, he was wearing contact lenses! He went back to her and asked, "How could you tell he was wearing contact lenses!? Nobody else here in this precinct saw that!"
"Well, " she said, "he can't wear regular glasses with only one eye and one ear, now, can he!?"
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"Easy, " she replied!. "He only has one eye!."
The chief was stunned!. "He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!" He repeated the procedure for the second blonde and again asked how she would recognize him!.
"He only has one ear, " was her answer!.
"What is the matter with you people!?!!? It is a profile shot! You are seeing him from the side!" He repeated the procedure for the third blonde, then said, "How would you recognize the suspect!? Now think before you give me a stupid answer!."
After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, "He's wearing contact lenses!."
This took the chief by surprise!. He looked real hard at the picture and couldn't tell if the suspect had contacts or not, so he went into the database and looked at the report!. Sure enough, when the mug shot was taken, he was wearing contact lenses! He went back to her and asked, "How could you tell he was wearing contact lenses!? Nobody else here in this precinct saw that!"
"Well, " she said, "he can't wear regular glasses with only one eye and one ear, now, can he!?"
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