I need help with riddles!?!


Question: I need help with riddles!!?
lots of "i should have known that" kind of riddles!.

Example: A plane crashes in the middle of 2 countries!. where did they bury the survivors!?
Answer: they wouldn't bury the survivors!.

So i need riddles just like that!
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Answers:
Your driving a bus!. At the first stop 3 people get on at the second stop 4 people get off 2 get on at the third stop 5 people get on 1 gets off!.au
What colour are he bus drivers eyes!?
Answer: The colour of you eyes cause your driving the bus!.
P!.S Works best when saying it cause people cant read it over again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

you only have two coins, and they equal 30 cents!.!.!.one is not a nickle!.!.!.what are the ttwo coins!?!?






























one is a quarter and one is a nickle!.!.!.I said that one was not a nickle, i said nothing about the other oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

1!. How far does a dog run into a forest!?

Halfway, because then hes running out!.

2!. If a rooster lays an egg on a roof, what way will it fall!?

Roosters don't lay eggs!.

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ok a rooster sits on top of a house and lays an egg, which way does the egg roll!? left or right

answer:roosters dont lay eggs!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Q: A rooster lays an egg in the middle of a slanted roof which way does it roll!?
A: Roosters don't lay eggsWww@Enter-QA@Com

Does England have the 4th of July!?








Yes; they just don't celebrate it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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