Who wants to hear a great joke about moose hunting?!
Question: Who wants to hear a great joke about moose hunting!?
There were three hunters - Bill, Larry and Jack - and they were hiring an aeroplane so that they could carry their hunted moose back home!. But before they set off hunting, the driver of the plane informed them that they could only bring back 3 moose because otherwise it would weigh down the plane!.
So, they set off hunting moose and they hunted all week long until eventually they had shot 5 moose, and were keen on dragging back the carcasses to take home on the plane!.
So eventually, once the plane landed to pick them up a day later, the driver asked the questioned why there were 5 moose instead of 3!. "I thought I told you this plane can only handle 3 moose!"
"That's ridiculous! Last year we were allowed to take 6 moose, surely your plane can handle 5!?"
Times were hard, so the driver who was afraid of competition putting him out of business replied "Oh all right, I suppose I can make an exception just this once"!.
So the plane set off to a good start, and seemed as though it would make it over the tops of the tall trees but slowly the weight of the moose brought down the plane until eventually it clipped a tree and came hurtling to the ground at an astonishing speed!. Smash, thud, BANG BANG!
Astonishingly, the driver and 3 hunters crawled away unscathed!.
Observing the crash, Larry proclaimed "Cor blimey, would ya look at that!. We made it about 50 feet further than we did last year!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
So, they set off hunting moose and they hunted all week long until eventually they had shot 5 moose, and were keen on dragging back the carcasses to take home on the plane!.
So eventually, once the plane landed to pick them up a day later, the driver asked the questioned why there were 5 moose instead of 3!. "I thought I told you this plane can only handle 3 moose!"
"That's ridiculous! Last year we were allowed to take 6 moose, surely your plane can handle 5!?"
Times were hard, so the driver who was afraid of competition putting him out of business replied "Oh all right, I suppose I can make an exception just this once"!.
So the plane set off to a good start, and seemed as though it would make it over the tops of the tall trees but slowly the weight of the moose brought down the plane until eventually it clipped a tree and came hurtling to the ground at an astonishing speed!. Smash, thud, BANG BANG!
Astonishingly, the driver and 3 hunters crawled away unscathed!.
Observing the crash, Larry proclaimed "Cor blimey, would ya look at that!. We made it about 50 feet further than we did last year!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That's a good one! Did you come up with it yourself!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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some how i think of sarah palin
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wanna know the plural of moose!?
moosi!!!! hehe Www@Enter-QA@Com
moosi!!!! hehe Www@Enter-QA@Com