Why did the Orange Juice delivery man get fired?!
Question: Why did the Orange Juice delivery man get fired!?
His boss said he lacked concentration!.
If you have any fruit jokes, please share!. The one that let me LMAO gets best answer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out!.
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne!.
The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me!."
So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples!. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face!. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in!. He was soon killed!.
Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes!. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy!. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed!.
The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing!? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"
The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it!. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples!."
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When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne!.
The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me!."
So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples!. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face!. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in!. He was soon killed!.
Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes!. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy!. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed!.
The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing!? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"
The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it!. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples!."
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At 80 years old, George went for his annual physical!. All of his tests came back with normal results!.
Dr!. Smith said, 'George, everything looks great physically!. How are you doing mentally and emotionally!? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God!?'
George replied, 'Yeah, God and me are tight!. He knows that I have poor eyesight so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof) the light goes on, when I'm done!.!.!. (poof) the light goes off!.'
'Wow!' commented Dr!. Smith, 'That's incredible!'
A little later in the day Dr!. Smith called George's wife!. 'Ethel,' he said, 'George is doing fine!. Physically he's great!. But, I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God!. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is through!.!.!. (poof) the light goes off!?'
Ethel exclaimed, 'Oh, my God, he's peeing in the refrigerator again!'
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First girl: "Ewww!.!.!.I just found a worm in my apple!. I can't think of anything worse!"
Second girl" "I can - finding half a worm!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Second girl" "I can - finding half a worm!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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