Not for the fainthearted, but is it funny?!


Question: Not for the fainthearted, but is it funny!?
Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor!. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she somehow slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor!. She yelled out for her husband Bruce!. "Bruce! Bruce!" Bruce came running in!.

"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said!.

"Strewth!" Bruce said and tried to pull her up!. "You're stuck fast girl!. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate)!.

They came back and they both tried to pull her up!. "No way!. We can't do it" Cobba said "Lets try Plan B!."

"Plan B!?" exclaimed Bruce!. "What's that"!? "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her!." Replied Cobba!.

"Spot on" Bruce said!. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her titts!."

"Play with her titts"!? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate!?"

"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive"
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Lol!.
It could have been as simple as doing the dishes or cleaning a toilet to make her moist enough to become unstuck!.

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Great joke, would have been 10 times better without the outback dialect though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ahahahahahaha xD Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Absobluminlutely great joke! Haven't laughed so much for ages!. Got any more like that!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha, I guess men everywhere are douchebagsWww@Enter-QA@Com

Funny hahahahahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com

FUNNYWww@Enter-QA@Com

That is f*cking brilliant, i laughed so loud i had some very weird looks from a couple of people thinking im mental!.!.!. thanx !Www@Enter-QA@Com

funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That was great!
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LOL! Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I recon she'd be even wetter if cobba felt her tiitsWww@Enter-QA@Com

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's Bloody hilarious!!!

Cheers for making my day xxWww@Enter-QA@Com

LMFAO!. Love it LOL!. Thanks for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that was one of the best on here for a long time
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Haha, nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

ewwwww
yeah it is funny!.
but ewwwwwWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmao good one star
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lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol !.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

now thats a good one Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHA!!!! That is awesome - thanks for making me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ugh nasty XD i laughed at the splits part the mostWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!. it's nice to know america is not the only country where men are pigsWww@Enter-QA@Com

Funny, but takes too long for, to me, a weak punch line!.!.!. Needs to be shortened!. The timing's not quite right!. Rewritten to my preference, and note the present tense use!.!.!.
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Aussie housewife gets out of the shower and instead of slipping back or forth, she does the splits and suctions herself to the floor!. She yells out for her husband, "Bruce!", and he comes runnin' in!.

"Strewth!" Bruce says and tried to pull her up!. "You're stuck fast girl!. I'll go get my mate, Cobba!."

They came back and they both tried to pull her up!. "No way!. Can't do it" So, Cobba says "Lets try Plan B!."

"Plan B!?" says Bruce!. "What's that"!?

"I'll get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her!." replies Cobba!.

"Spot on" Bruce says!. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her titties!."

"Play with her titties"!? Cobba says, "Not exactly a good time for that mate!?"

"Maybe not, but I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive"
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The set-up is tighter, the dialogue plays like ping-pong, bum-bum-bum till the punch line!.!.!.

By the way, it would be funnier to have Bruce ask Cobba to play with his wife's boobs and have Bruce go for the hammer and chisel!!

He would be valuing expensive tiles and the friendship with his mate more than his own wife, fidelity, and his marriage - which are all laughs!.

It's an okay joke, and, thanks!! Check out some Oly, Sven, and Lena jokes which are a constant source of humor in Minnesota, USA!.
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