Anyone want to hear some more Tommy Cooper Jokes?!


Question: Anyone want to hear some more Tommy Cooper Jokes!?
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he
said 'You've been promoted!.'

And I swerved!.

And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again!.'

And I swerved again!.

He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director!.'

And I went into a tree!.

And a policeman came up and said

'What happened to you!?'
And I said 'I careered off the road!.'

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Now, most dentists' chairs go up and down, don't they!?
The one I was in went back and forwards!.

I thought 'This is unusual'!.
And the dentist said to me
'Mr!. Cooper, get out of the filing cabinet!.'

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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give
me a lift!?"

I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it!."
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Two cannibals eating a clown!. One says to the other

"Does this taste funny to you!?"

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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and
the other was eating fireworks!.

They charged one and let the other one off!.

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today!.
They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine!.'

So that was nice!.

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A man walked into the doctors,
The doctor said "I haven't seen you in a long time"
The man replied, "I know I've been ill"

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A man walked into the doctors,
he said "I've hurt my arm in several places"

The doctor said, "well don't go to those places"

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I had a ploughman's lunch the other day!.
He wasn't very happy!.

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
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Answers:
OH THE OLD CLASSICS AND YOU REMEMBERED THEM ALL AS TOMMY COOPER WOULD SAY "JUST LIKE THAT" i'm in such a good mood now i'm away to read the rest of your brilliant jokes lol xxWww@Enter-QA@Com

theres two pieces of chicken in an oven!. One steak turns to the other and says "man, it's really hot in here!." the other turns and screams "Ahhhh! a talking chicken!!"
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So here I am in the middle, and these are as daft as the others, in fact nearly as funny!.!.!.keep it up, no, that's not right!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Tommy Cooper died long before mobile phones were popular!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMFAO I love Tommy Cooper jokes!. No-one could tell them better than he did LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

Find a new joke book, please!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmao love these jokes XDWww@Enter-QA@Com

bless tommy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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