Joke of the day...ready?!
Question: Joke of the day!.!.!.ready!?
if anyone guess right gets 10 points :)
Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together!. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast!.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet!. She replies, 'No'!. Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think!?' His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school!.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet!?'
She replies, 'No!.' Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think!?' His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school !.
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet!?' His mom says, 'No!. He asks, 'Do you know what I think!?' His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think!?' He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think!.!.!. I think I gave him my airplane glueWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol they got glued together while doing it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
:>)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO XD XD your funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I guess that I've heard this one before, but stll consider it to be a classic!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats not funny!. By the way why did u add that part about the Mom who didn't care what he thought!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hee hee hee!. I love little Johnny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Stupid joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ouch!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
that sucks =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe
what am i supposed to guess!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
what am i supposed to guess!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha! that was funny A+Www@Enter-QA@Com
that sounds painfulWww@Enter-QA@Com
im guessing that johnny's guess was right!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was funny!. I don't see what I'm supposed to guess though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
eww!. that's so gross!. let me put my laptop on stand by and go tell this joke to ppl!. HAHAHAA!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no!? lol what are we supposed to guess!? the joke is kinda funny, i've heard it before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com