Would this joke be okay to tell in mixed (adult) Company? And if so, is it funny!
Question: Would this joke be okay to tell in mixed (adult) Company!? And if so, is it funny!?
A captain orders one of his soldiers to disguise himself as a tree and then sneak into the enemy camp and plant himself next to the enemy’s headquarters to try to get some information!. So the soldier dutifully takes off to do what is asked of him!.!.
About an hour later, the soldier comes screaming back to his camp!. The captain asks him why he's back so soon!.
The soldier tells him!., "Look, I did what you told me! I got a bunch of twigs, disguised myself as a tree and was able to position myself right next to the main tent!"
The captain asks, "Well, what the hell are you doing back here!? Didn't you get any information!?" The soldier replies, "Look, it wasn't so bad when that woodpecker started pecking at my head!. I could even take it when some of the their soldiers came over to pee on me! But when those two squirrels crawled up my leg and one said to the other, 'Hey, let's eat one now and we'll store the other for winter!.!.!.!.'"Www@Enter-QA@Com
About an hour later, the soldier comes screaming back to his camp!. The captain asks him why he's back so soon!.
The soldier tells him!., "Look, I did what you told me! I got a bunch of twigs, disguised myself as a tree and was able to position myself right next to the main tent!"
The captain asks, "Well, what the hell are you doing back here!? Didn't you get any information!?" The soldier replies, "Look, it wasn't so bad when that woodpecker started pecking at my head!. I could even take it when some of the their soldiers came over to pee on me! But when those two squirrels crawled up my leg and one said to the other, 'Hey, let's eat one now and we'll store the other for winter!.!.!.!.'"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Yes, very funny indeed!. My first laugh of the day, it surely brightened it up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think it be fine to use in mixed adult company, as long as none of your male friends are particularly worried about squirrals and their 'eating habits'! :-)
And yeah, I thought it was funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
And yeah, I thought it was funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha! I loved it! You can definitely tell the joke! A star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha! hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO! That was hilarious!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats the best iv heard all day
thanks for the smile heres a star :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for the smile heres a star :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol yeah its funny
not as rude as i thought it was gonna be tho
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not as rude as i thought it was gonna be tho
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loved this jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
one word:
WOAH!!!
ThnksWww@Enter-QA@Com
WOAH!!!
ThnksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh wow this one is good! lol! Thank you for brightening my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh my fcking god! holy sht! thhat is so damn funny! fck!!Www@Enter-QA@Com