Funny joke- Please rate from 1 to a 10?!
Question: Funny joke- Please rate from 1 to a 10!?
One day, a biker walks in a pub saying,"Lawyers are a**holes!", and he turns around, looking for a challenge!. Finally, a man dressed in a suit comes up to him and says,"You take that back!"!. The biker looks at him and says,"Why, are you a lawyer!?"!."No, I'm an a**hole!."
Get it!? LOL
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Get it!? LOL
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it was ok and wats ur real name!? and u go to is187 wat class!? i giv it a 5Www@Enter-QA@Com
An honest ********, well he had to be as there are no honest lawyers!.
and talking about lawyers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.
think you have the wrong number
A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers!. Whenever he saw a lawyer walking down the side of the road he would swerve to hit him, enjoy the loud, satisfying "THUMP", and then swerve back onto the road!.
(at this point some of you are probably wondering how the trucker could distinguish the lawyers from the humans!. Obviously he saw the trail of slime they left!)
One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking!. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over!.
He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father!?"
"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest!.
"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift!. Climb in the truck!." The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road!.
Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him!. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer!. However even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUD"!. Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father!. I almost hit that lawyer!."
"That's okay", replied the priest!. "I got him with the door
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and talking about lawyers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.
think you have the wrong number
A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers!. Whenever he saw a lawyer walking down the side of the road he would swerve to hit him, enjoy the loud, satisfying "THUMP", and then swerve back onto the road!.
(at this point some of you are probably wondering how the trucker could distinguish the lawyers from the humans!. Obviously he saw the trail of slime they left!)
One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking!. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over!.
He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father!?"
"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest!.
"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift!. Climb in the truck!." The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road!.
Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him!. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer!. However even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUD"!. Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father!. I almost hit that lawyer!."
"That's okay", replied the priest!. "I got him with the door
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hahahahaah lol bwwaaaahahahah an 8Www@Enter-QA@Com
i get it!.!.!.i think it gets a 7Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!.!.!.!.
i'll give it a 7!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'll give it a 7!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hhmmm!.!.!. made me smile id give it a 6Www@Enter-QA@Com