Actually funny jokes, which is better?!
Question: Actually funny jokes, which is better!?
A man and his friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course!. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course!. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer!. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen!. You truly are a kind man!.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 41years!.”
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity!. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 298 C!.
The Russians used a pencil!.
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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity!. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 298 C!.
The Russians used a pencil!.
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first one's pretty funny,now listen to mine!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
3 men die and go to heaven!.Upon arriving at the gates,the gatekeeper informs them that they will each recieve an automobile,based on how much they cheated on their wives!.The first guy says,"I cheated on her here and there",and was given a fair-condition 1993 Buick!.The second guy says,"I cheated on her ALL the time!!",so he's given a ragged out 1986 Ford Pinto!.The 3rd guy says,"I NEVER cheated once,or even thought about it for that matter!."!.He was given a beautiful, mint condition 1968 Chevy C-10 shortbed 350 stepside pickup!.
While cruising around heaven,the first 2 guys notice the Chevy guy is sitting parked on the side of the road crying!.Puzzled,they stop and ask why he's crying,seeing as how he got the best vehicle out of the 3!.He then replys,"I JUST SAW MY WIFE PASS BY ON ROLLERBLADES!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
3 men die and go to heaven!.Upon arriving at the gates,the gatekeeper informs them that they will each recieve an automobile,based on how much they cheated on their wives!.The first guy says,"I cheated on her here and there",and was given a fair-condition 1993 Buick!.The second guy says,"I cheated on her ALL the time!!",so he's given a ragged out 1986 Ford Pinto!.The 3rd guy says,"I NEVER cheated once,or even thought about it for that matter!."!.He was given a beautiful, mint condition 1968 Chevy C-10 shortbed 350 stepside pickup!.
While cruising around heaven,the first 2 guys notice the Chevy guy is sitting parked on the side of the road crying!.Puzzled,they stop and ask why he's crying,seeing as how he got the best vehicle out of the 3!.He then replys,"I JUST SAW MY WIFE PASS BY ON ROLLERBLADES!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
first is hilarious, and the second makes sense!. the russians are obviously not smart because you can erase pencil but you cant erase a pen!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha, that's funny!.
I like the 1st one though it's kinda sad!.
But the 2nd one is amazing, haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like the 1st one though it's kinda sad!.
But the 2nd one is amazing, haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The second one is quite funny but i don't know how true that is but i am still lmao!Www@Enter-QA@Com
They're both good, but the second one hit the spot lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
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the 2nd 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
the second one was cute as heck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
old ones!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok, they were quite obviousWww@Enter-QA@Com
the second oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
I liked the second one!.!.it sounds more realistic!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i heard the second one before but i still like it =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
i reall like the second one!.!.!.its hilarious!.!.spending that much money and they could have just used a pencil!.!.hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com