What's the best yo momma or blonde joke you know?!


Question: What's the best yo momma or blonde joke you know!?
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here is the best blonde joke that i have heard of!.

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck!.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car!.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement!. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle!.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires!.

The blonde started laughing!.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield!.

This time the blonde laughed even harder!.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car!.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny!.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Your mom is so fat when she went to school she sat next to EVERYONE!.

You mom is so stupid she stared at an orange juice bottle cuz it said "Concentrate"

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!




Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized


Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock!.


Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!.


Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!


Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween


Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911!?"

Yo momma so stupid she got fired at an M&M factory because she kept throwing out all the W's

Yo Mamma is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the elephants threw peanuts at her!.

Yo momma's breath stinks so bad that every time she burps her teeth have to duck!

Yo Mamma smells so bad that even a dog won't sniff her ***!

Yo momma is so hairy that you get lost when you stand next to herWww@Enter-QA@Com

Dieting Blonde

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet!. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks!. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds!."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds!.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions!?"

The blonde nodded!.!.!. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day!."

"From hunger, you mean!?", asked the doctor!."

"No, from skipping!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama is so ghetto she breast feeds kool-aid

whats the blondes cheer!?
I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B!.L!.O!.N!.!.!.!.ah, oh well!.!. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea!.!.!.

yo mama is so short she poses for trophy positions!.

yo mama's so fat her neck looks like two hot dogsWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mamma so fat, I took a picture of her last year and it's still printing

Yo mamma so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having 10 lbs of crackWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo momma's so ugly when she signed up for an ugly contest, they said 'no professionals please'Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo momma's so stupid she brang a spoon to the Super Bowl
yo momma's so fat her chin has a chinWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo mamma so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention!.



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