Any short one or two liner political jokes that you have?!
Question: Any short one or two liner political jokes that you have!?
Anyone got any short jokes about Obama, McCain, Palin,or just about the political party!? The shorter and funnier the joke the better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
well!.!.generally
Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest leaders: Integrity, vision, and wisdom
There was a line in George's speech where he said I raised taxes one time and I lived to regret it!. Bill Clinton did it 132 times and loved every minute!.
Bill Clinton virus - System makes lots of noise, but nothing happens!.
When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors!." -- Jay Leno
The trouble with political jokes is that the dumbest one of them got elected President!.
Election night
Bill: ``Honey, we won!''
Hillary: ``Honestly!?!''
Bill: ``Let's not bring that up!.!.!.''
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Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest leaders: Integrity, vision, and wisdom
There was a line in George's speech where he said I raised taxes one time and I lived to regret it!. Bill Clinton did it 132 times and loved every minute!.
Bill Clinton virus - System makes lots of noise, but nothing happens!.
When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors!." -- Jay Leno
The trouble with political jokes is that the dumbest one of them got elected President!.
Election night
Bill: ``Honey, we won!''
Hillary: ``Honestly!?!''
Bill: ``Let's not bring that up!.!.!.''
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the night before super tuesday hillary clinton shaves her pubic !. the next day in front of her milions of supporters!.she lifts up her skirt and said NO MORE BUSH
Sarah Palin
Q> What do Governor Sarah Palin and Her future son in law have in common!?
A> They both like to drill!
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Sarah Palin
Q> What do Governor Sarah Palin and Her future son in law have in common!?
A> They both like to drill!
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