Joke> Ever wonder if Hallmark card writers are havin a bad day?!
Question: Joke> Ever wonder if Hallmark card writers are havin a bad day!?
Ever wondered what happens when
Hallmark writers are having a bad day!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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My tire was thumping!.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire!.!.!.
I noticed your cat!.
Sorry!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!.!.!. & nbsp;
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be!.
But don't fret about it!.!.!.
She moved in with me!.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!.!.!.
Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder!.!.!.
'What the hell was I thinking!?'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!.!.!.
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband!.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!.!.!.
How could two people as beautiful as you,
Have such an ugly baby!?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!.!.!.
I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love
After having met you !.!.!.
I've changed my mind!.
-------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------!.!.!.
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life!.
I never believed in Hell until I met you!.
////////////////////////////////////////!.!.!.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am!.!.!.
That you're not here to ruin it for me!.
########################################!.!.!.
Congratulations on your promotion!.
Before you go!.!.!.
Would you like to take this knife out of my back!?
You'll probably need it again!.
**************************************!.!.!.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!.!.!.
Happy birthday! You look great for your age!.
Almost lifelike!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!.!.!.
When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me!.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise!.
////////////////////////////////////////!.!.!.
We have been friends for a very long time !.!.!.
let's say we stop!?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++!.!.!.
I'm so miserable without you,
it's almost like you're here!.
======================================!.!.!.
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy!.
Did you ever find out who the father was!?
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday!.
So we're having you put to sleep!.
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))!.!.!.
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day!.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay
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Hallmark writers are having a bad day!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
//////////////////////////////////////!.!.!.
My tire was thumping!.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire!.!.!.
I noticed your cat!.
Sorry!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!.!.!. & nbsp;
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be!.
But don't fret about it!.!.!.
She moved in with me!.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!.!.!.
Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder!.!.!.
'What the hell was I thinking!?'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!.!.!.
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband!.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!.!.!.
How could two people as beautiful as you,
Have such an ugly baby!?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!.!.!.
I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love
After having met you !.!.!.
I've changed my mind!.
-------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------!.!.!.
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life!.
I never believed in Hell until I met you!.
////////////////////////////////////////!.!.!.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am!.!.!.
That you're not here to ruin it for me!.
########################################!.!.!.
Congratulations on your promotion!.
Before you go!.!.!.
Would you like to take this knife out of my back!?
You'll probably need it again!.
**************************************!.!.!.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!.!.!.
Happy birthday! You look great for your age!.
Almost lifelike!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!.!.!.
When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me!.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise!.
////////////////////////////////////////!.!.!.
We have been friends for a very long time !.!.!.
let's say we stop!?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++!.!.!.
I'm so miserable without you,
it's almost like you're here!.
======================================!.!.!.
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy!.
Did you ever find out who the father was!?
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday!.
So we're having you put to sleep!.
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))!.!.!.
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day!.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay
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Answers:
These are great Kitty! I got a laugh on almost every one of those!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So funny! I know card writers like to rhyme and as a published poet, I can relate!. I think the funniest cards that have me in stitches are "shoebox cards" and Maxine is the greatest!!
I worked for a couple years in a Hallmark store and they really do have cards that are this funny and nasty ones too! he he They have a card for everything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I worked for a couple years in a Hallmark store and they really do have cards that are this funny and nasty ones too! he he They have a card for everything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
rotfl!.!.!. thats hilarious!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious!
OUCH!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OUCH!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny i like themWww@Enter-QA@Com
You really did it this time! Great job Kitty!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You are weirdWww@Enter-QA@Com
I may need to use some of these!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i would buy one!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
i needs some cards like thatWww@Enter-QA@Com