Why did the chicken cross the road ?!


Question: Why did the chicken cross the road !?
BARACK OBAMA : The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change ! The chicken wanted change !
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road!.

HILLARY CLINTON : When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road!. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One! that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road!. But then, this really isn't about me!.

GEORGE W!. BUSH : We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road!. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not!. The chicken is either against us, or for us!. There is no middle ground here!.

DICK CHENEY : Where's my gun!?

COLIN POWELL : Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road!.

BILL CLINTON : I did not cross the road with that chicken!. What is your definition of chicken!?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken!.

JOHN KERRY : Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions!. I am not for it now, and will remain against it!.

AL SHARPTON : Why are all the chickens white!? We need some black chickens!.

DR!. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road!. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems!.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad!. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens!.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road!.

NANCY GRACE : That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty ! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks!.

PAT BUCHANAN : To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American!.

JERRY FALWELL : Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth!? That's why they call it the 'other side!.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay!. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too!. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side!.' That chicken should not be crossing the road!. It's as plain and as simple as that!.

BILL GATES : I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook!. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008!. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot!.

ALBERT EINSTEIN : Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken!?

COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one!?
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This was cute and what was sad was i imagined the people's voices and it made me laugh moreWww@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO!!! Very funny indeed! Did you make this up yourself!? If so then you should be a comedian!.!.!.!.!.you are so funny esp JERRY FALWELL!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I never heard of this, but some of them are funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I can't believe I read all of it!.

I thought there was going to be some funny punchline at the end!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Me : because the other side is always more greenishWww@Enter-QA@Com

This is one of the most funniest things that i have read yahoo answers!. you deserve this!. starWww@Enter-QA@Com

Those were pretty good!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

funny!. And your cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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