Do you have chuck noriss facks or jokes?!?!!?!
Question: Do you have chuck noriss facks or jokes!?!!?!!!?
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If Chuck Norris has 5$ and you have 5$, Chuck Norris has more money
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the head
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean!.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died!? His shoe
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win!. Forever
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA!. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That!?"
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the head
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean!.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died!? His shoe
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win!. Forever
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA!. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That!?"
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The Teenage mutant ninja Turtles was based on fact, Chuck Norris once swallowed four baby turtles to win a bar bet ,later when he crapped them out they were all over six feet tall, could talk and knew Karate!.
Crop Circles are caused by Chuck Norris because sometimes corn needs to lay the **** down!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Crop Circles are caused by Chuck Norris because sometimes corn needs to lay the **** down!Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.mustsharejokes!.com/page/Chuck!.!.!.
lots of funny jokes
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lots of funny jokes
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Chuck Norris plays Russian Roullette w/ a loaded gun!.!.!. and winsWww@Enter-QA@Com
you can not fcuk chuk norris,
he fcuks himself!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
he fcuks himself!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com