Hope you get a haha out of this?!

Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they
aren't prepared for the answer!.


In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting
attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman
to the stand!. He approached her and asked, "Mrs!.
Jones, do you know me!?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr!. Williams!.
I've known you
since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to
me!.
You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk
about them behind their backs!.
You think you're a big shot when you haven't
the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
paper pusher!. Yes, I know you!.
" The lawyer was stunned!

Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs!.
Jones, do you know
the defense attorney!?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do!.
I've known
Mr!. Bradley since he was a youngster, too!.
He's lazy, bigoted, and he
has a drinking problem!.
He can't build a normal relationship with anyone
and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state!.
Not to
mention he cheated on his wife with three different women!.
One of them was
your wife!.Yes, I know him!." So now, the defense attorney almost died…!.!.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a
very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me,
I'll send you to the electric chair!.
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