Any short jokes or riddles??? please?!
Question: Any short jokes or riddles!?!?!? please!?
Answers:
A policeman was testing 3 brothers who were training to become detectives!.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first brother a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it!. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him!?"
The first brother answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well!.!.!.uh!.!.!.that's because the picture I showed is his side profile!."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second brother and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him!?"
The second brother smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with!?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third brother and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him!?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer!." The brother looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses!." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not!. "Well, that's an interesting answer!. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and
I'll get back to you on that!." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face!.
"Wow! I can't believe it!. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses!. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation!?"
"That's easy," the third brother replied!. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first brother a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it!. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him!?"
The first brother answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well!.!.!.uh!.!.!.that's because the picture I showed is his side profile!."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second brother and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him!?"
The second brother smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with!?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third brother and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him!?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer!." The brother looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses!." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not!. "Well, that's an interesting answer!. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and
I'll get back to you on that!." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face!.
"Wow! I can't believe it!. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses!. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation!?"
"That's easy," the third brother replied!. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
the queen, george bush (JR!.) and a president of iraq all go to hell!. The queen asks the devil if she can call her country and see how everything is going!. she takes 5 mins and is told by the devil to pay 4mill!. so she does!. george bush asks the same question and spends 20mins on the phone!. he is told to pay 16mill!. so he does!. the president of iraq asks the same question and takes 20hrs on the phone!. after hes doe the devil charges him only 5cents!. the queen and george bush angrily ask y he was charged so little!. the devil responds: "calls from one hell to another are local(cheaper) "
one more thing the country of that president might not be iraq it might be palestine or somethingWww@Enter-QA@Com
one more thing the country of that president might not be iraq it might be palestine or somethingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Here's two that I think are really hysterical:
1) Two cannibals are sitting together, eating and sharing a clown for lunch!. Suddenly, the one cannibal turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you!?!"
2) Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, and Barack Obama are all riding together on the back of a donkey!. When the donkey gets close to the edge of a cliff, it gets nervous and falls over the edge!. Who was saved!?
Answer: AMERICA !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
1) Two cannibals are sitting together, eating and sharing a clown for lunch!. Suddenly, the one cannibal turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you!?!"
2) Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, and Barack Obama are all riding together on the back of a donkey!. When the donkey gets close to the edge of a cliff, it gets nervous and falls over the edge!. Who was saved!?
Answer: AMERICA !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me about politics!? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow!."
The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy!. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner!. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future!. Does that help any!?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said!."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying!. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper!.
So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up!. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid!. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed!.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now!."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned!?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh*t!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy!. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner!. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future!. Does that help any!?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said!."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying!. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper!.
So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up!. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid!. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed!.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now!."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned!?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh*t!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
If mothers Celebrate mothers day, fathers celebrate fathers day, lovers
celebrate valentines day, do wankers celebrate palm sunday!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
celebrate valentines day, do wankers celebrate palm sunday!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
what is the different between light and hard!?
you can sleep with the light on
But you can`t sleep with a hard on
Tell me if this makes u laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
you can sleep with the light on
But you can`t sleep with a hard on
Tell me if this makes u laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours !?!?!?
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints!.
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No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints!.
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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup!?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette walk into a bar!.!.!.the bartender goes "What is this, some kind of joke!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the blond (or Palin) jump out of the plane!?
Because she thought her maxi pads had wings!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because she thought her maxi pads had wings!.Www@Enter-QA@Com