Do you like these 20 wise thoughts from Greybeard?!
Question: Do you like these 20 wise thoughts from Greybeard!?
1!. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead!. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow!. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow!. In fact, just pi ss off and leave me alone!.
2!. Sex is like air!. It's not important unless you aren't getting any!.
3!. No one is listening until you fa rt!.
4!. Always remember you're unique!. Just like everyone else!.
5!. Never test the depth of the water with both feet!.
6!. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments!.
7!. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes!. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes!.
8!. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!.
9!. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day!. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!.
10!. If you lend someone ￡20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it!.
11!. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything!.
12!. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen!.
13!. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time!.
14!. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment!.
15!. A closed mouth gathers no foot!.
16!. There are two theories to arguing with women!. Neither one works!.
17!. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving!.
18!. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it!.
19!. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our *** !.!.!. then things just get worse!.
20!. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!.
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2!. Sex is like air!. It's not important unless you aren't getting any!.
3!. No one is listening until you fa rt!.
4!. Always remember you're unique!. Just like everyone else!.
5!. Never test the depth of the water with both feet!.
6!. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments!.
7!. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes!. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes!.
8!. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!.
9!. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day!. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!.
10!. If you lend someone ￡20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it!.
11!. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything!.
12!. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen!.
13!. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time!.
14!. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment!.
15!. A closed mouth gathers no foot!.
16!. There are two theories to arguing with women!. Neither one works!.
17!. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving!.
18!. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it!.
19!. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our *** !.!.!. then things just get worse!.
20!. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!.
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Answers:
OH grebeard absolutely brilliant i like so many of them i can't pick one but i can say you forgot number 21!. When god made you only the best would do thanks for cheering me up especially when the weather is so miserable up here in glasgow lol scottish babe x Www@Enter-QA@Com
No!. 16 is the most truthful!.
No!. 20 is the funniest
No!. 11 is the most philosophical!.
No!. 8 the most dangerous!.
No!. 7 the most unlawful!.
But without a doubt No!. 3 is what I laughed at most!.
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No!. 20 is the funniest
No!. 11 is the most philosophical!.
No!. 8 the most dangerous!.
No!. 7 the most unlawful!.
But without a doubt No!. 3 is what I laughed at most!.
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Number 6 I found a bit depressing, but I like; 3, 5, 7, 8, 11 (I live by that rule!), and 20 - ewh! Lol good job though!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Very good! #16 is good!.
It is harder to put the cat back in the bag than it is to let it out!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It is harder to put the cat back in the bag than it is to let it out!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Merci, mon ami!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yours are by far the best jokes on here
keep it up!
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keep it up!
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LOVE THEM!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ha ha, nuggets of wisdom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
They are Excellent Greybeard!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers for a smile mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
They are Excellent Greybeard!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers for a smile mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
true words to live by!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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