Joke: Why is it important to speak good English?!
Question: Joke: Why is it important to speak good English!?
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went
to the currency exchange window at the local bank!.
Short line!. Just one lady in front of me!. !. !.an Asian lady who was
trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated!.
She asked the teller, "Why it change!?!? Yesterday, I get two hunat
dolla for yen!. Today get hunat eighty!?!? Why it change!?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations"!.
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!"
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to the currency exchange window at the local bank!.
Short line!. Just one lady in front of me!. !. !.an Asian lady who was
trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated!.
She asked the teller, "Why it change!?!? Yesterday, I get two hunat
dolla for yen!. Today get hunat eighty!?!? Why it change!?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations"!.
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!"
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Answers:
You're a funny ******!. AND, you're the only!.!."Answer mine" I've ever answered!. Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It is only important to speak good English if you are working for a "call center" for English speaking people that is in India, Pakistan or Lower Slavobia!. Understanding English, comprehending English or knowing the names of any country that English is the predominant language means you will be promoted and sent to any country where English is written and spoken as it's "native language"!. You will then fire people who can't do what you were promoted for not doing what you could not do in the first place!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good!
Reminds my of the joke where a police officer stops the Wongs, a Chinese couple, who are walking hand in hand with a Caucasian child!. The cops asks them, "Who's the child!?" Mr!. Wong says, "That's our son!" The cop says, "No way!" Mr!. Wong counters with, "How can you say that!?" The cop replies, "Everyone knows that two Wongs don't make a White!"
Boo!.!.!.hiss! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Reminds my of the joke where a police officer stops the Wongs, a Chinese couple, who are walking hand in hand with a Caucasian child!. The cops asks them, "Who's the child!?" Mr!. Wong says, "That's our son!" The cop says, "No way!" Mr!. Wong counters with, "How can you say that!?" The cop replies, "Everyone knows that two Wongs don't make a White!"
Boo!.!.!.hiss! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!
Now for something completely different!.!.!.
here is some good Bad English!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=ugTPZeo3L!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=a1O4xZKgF!.!.!.
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Now for something completely different!.!.!.
here is some good Bad English!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=ugTPZeo3L!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=a1O4xZKgF!.!.!.
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just as importantly : Why it's important to hear good English Www@Enter-QA@Com
Japanese princess meets Southern belle:
Belle: Hi, where y'all from!?
Princess: From a country where we do not end our sentences with a preposition!.
Belle: Oh, okay!. Where ya'll from, bitchh!?
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Belle: Hi, where y'all from!?
Princess: From a country where we do not end our sentences with a preposition!.
Belle: Oh, okay!. Where ya'll from, bitchh!?
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Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAH FUNNYWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is great! Wow! I can't wait to send this to my Chinese relatives!
OLOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OLOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahah love it Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the laugh! Made the rest of my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha that was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!.!.!.good one!. =)
It just goes to show one should always Czech the exchange rate first!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It just goes to show one should always Czech the exchange rate first!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cracked me up!. ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
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HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL Good one, have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol please give me est answer i really need it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!. GREAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.i love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one Moose!.!. Star!.!. all the way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!
didnt get it at first though!.!.
star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
didnt get it at first though!.!.
star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Luv'd it, Star 4 u my friendWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny one i wike itWww@Enter-QA@Com
its not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com