Man with black nuts, JOKE, funny or not ?!
Question: Man with black nuts, JOKE, funny or not !?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath!.
Nurse, he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black!?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir!. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet!.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black!?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers!. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around!.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, thank you very much!.
That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely!.!.!.!.!.!.
' A r e-m y-t e s t-r e s u l t s-b a c k !? '
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Nurse, he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black!?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir!. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet!.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black!?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers!. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around!.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, thank you very much!.
That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely!.!.!.!.!.!.
' A r e-m y-t e s t-r e s u l t s-b a c k !? '
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Answers:
it took me a few seconds to grasp it!. that was challenging!. I like those!. not stupid at all!. reminds me of people who hear and understand something wrongly in songs, like even their own names!. :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow! that was stupidly gross!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's pretty funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!! That had me rolling on the floor!!!!!! Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is old!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!! That was so stupid that it WAS funny hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com