Funny Jokes??????????!
Question: Funny Jokes!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Does anyone have any funny jokes!. Blonde, yo mama, anything!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
One evening, while thinking I was being funny, I said to my wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast!. Maybe it would take an inch or 2 off of your butt!"!
My wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded!.
The next morning I took a pair of underwear out of my drawer, "What is this!?" I said to myself as a little dust cloud appeared when I shook them out!.
"Connie", I hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear!?"
She replied!.!.!.!.!.
It's not talcum powder, it's Miracle Grow!"
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Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher!.
It said "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls!. Please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this!."
Johnny's mother took him quietly by the hand and led him upstairs to her bedroom and closed the door!.
"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse!."
He unbuttoned her blouse and took it off!.
"Okay, now take off my skirt!." He took off her skirt!.
"Now take off my bra!." He did so!.
"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties!."
When Johnny finished removing those, she said, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!"
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A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here!? What was the nature of your illness!?" He got the following reply!.
"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it!. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter!.
My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her!. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother!. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife!.
So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle!. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother!. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter!. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson!.
But hold on just a few minutes more!. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather!. Now can you understand how I got put in this place!?"
After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"
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This guys walks into a bar and the bartender immediately notices how depressed this guy is!. "Give me a beer", said the guy!. "Sure thing," said the bartender, "by the way, why the long face!? "I just found out my oldest son is gay", replied the guy!.
The next day the same guy walks back into the bar and orders a beer and a few shots of whiskey!. "Whats wrong now!?", asked the bartender noticing he is twice as depressed as the day before!. "I just found out my youngest son is gay too!."
The next day the same guy walks in with tears pouring out of his eyes!. "God doesn't anyone in your house like girls!?", asked the bartender!.
The guy said, "Yeah, my wife!" ( I love this one)
__________________--------------------!.!.!.
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem!.
A number of middle school girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom!. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints!.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back!.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done!. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man!.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the maintenance man who had to clean the mirrors every night!.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required!.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it!.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror!.
There are teachers, and then there are educators
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My wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded!.
The next morning I took a pair of underwear out of my drawer, "What is this!?" I said to myself as a little dust cloud appeared when I shook them out!.
"Connie", I hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear!?"
She replied!.!.!.!.!.
It's not talcum powder, it's Miracle Grow!"
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Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher!.
It said "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls!. Please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this!."
Johnny's mother took him quietly by the hand and led him upstairs to her bedroom and closed the door!.
"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse!."
He unbuttoned her blouse and took it off!.
"Okay, now take off my skirt!." He took off her skirt!.
"Now take off my bra!." He did so!.
"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties!."
When Johnny finished removing those, she said, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!"
______________________________________!.!.!.
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here!? What was the nature of your illness!?" He got the following reply!.
"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it!. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter!.
My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her!. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother!. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife!.
So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle!. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother!. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter!. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson!.
But hold on just a few minutes more!. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather!. Now can you understand how I got put in this place!?"
After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"
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This guys walks into a bar and the bartender immediately notices how depressed this guy is!. "Give me a beer", said the guy!. "Sure thing," said the bartender, "by the way, why the long face!? "I just found out my oldest son is gay", replied the guy!.
The next day the same guy walks back into the bar and orders a beer and a few shots of whiskey!. "Whats wrong now!?", asked the bartender noticing he is twice as depressed as the day before!. "I just found out my youngest son is gay too!."
The next day the same guy walks in with tears pouring out of his eyes!. "God doesn't anyone in your house like girls!?", asked the bartender!.
The guy said, "Yeah, my wife!" ( I love this one)
__________________--------------------!.!.!.
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem!.
A number of middle school girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom!. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints!.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back!.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done!. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man!.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the maintenance man who had to clean the mirrors every night!.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required!.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it!.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror!.
There are teachers, and then there are educators
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Bill, Craig, and Scott were at a convention together and were
sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper!.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the
elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb
75 flights of stairs to get to their room!. Bill said to Craig and
Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by
concentrating on something interesting!. I'll tell jokes for 25
flights, and Craig can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can
tell sad stories the rest of the way!. At the 26th floor Bill
stopped telling jokes and Craig began to sing!. At the 51st floor
Craig stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories!. "I will
tell my saddest story first," he said!. "I left the room key in
the car!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper!.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the
elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb
75 flights of stairs to get to their room!. Bill said to Craig and
Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by
concentrating on something interesting!. I'll tell jokes for 25
flights, and Craig can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can
tell sad stories the rest of the way!. At the 26th floor Bill
stopped telling jokes and Craig began to sing!. At the 51st floor
Craig stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories!. "I will
tell my saddest story first," he said!. "I left the room key in
the car!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple!. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane!. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane!. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane!. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk!. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying!?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty"!. Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying!. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying!?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy!." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off!. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard!?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"
LOL! Love that one
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Once upon a time there was a magic mirror in a bar!. If oyu told a lie, it would suck you in
One day a brunette goes up to the mirror and says 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in
The next day a redhead goes up to the mirror and says 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in
The day after that, a blonde goes up to the mirror and says 'I think!.!.!.'
And it sucked her in
LOL Love that one too!!
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Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes!.
One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair!.
She also went out and bought a new convertible!.
She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep!.
She stopped and called the sheepherder over!.
"That's a nice flock of sheep!.", she said!.
"Well thank you!.", said the herder!. "Tell you what!. I have a proposition for you!.", said the woman!.
"Okay!.", replied the herder!.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home!?", asked the woman!. "Sure!.", said the sheepherder!.
So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382"!.
"Wow!.", said the herder!. "That is exactly right!.
Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home!."
So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car!.
Upon watching this, the herder approached the woman and offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you"!.
"What is it!?", queried the woman!.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair!.!.!. can I have my dog back!?"
----------------------------------------!.!.!.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight!.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited!.!.!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.!.box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours!.!.!.!.!.power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid!.!.!.!.!.8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing!.!.!.!.!.couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition!.!.!.!.!.learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm!.!.!.!.!.car swamped, because top was down!.
September - The capital of California is "C"!.!.!.!.!.isn't it!?!?!?
October - Hate M & M's!.!.!.!.!.they are so hard to peel!.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.!.!.instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
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A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section!.
The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for!.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here!."
After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat!. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here!."
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land!. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde!? I'll handle this!. I'm married to a blonde!. I speak blonde!." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she sWww@Enter-QA@Com
an apple!. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane!. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane!. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane!. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk!. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying!?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty"!. Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying!. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying!?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy!." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off!. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard!?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"
LOL! Love that one
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Once upon a time there was a magic mirror in a bar!. If oyu told a lie, it would suck you in
One day a brunette goes up to the mirror and says 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in
The next day a redhead goes up to the mirror and says 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in
The day after that, a blonde goes up to the mirror and says 'I think!.!.!.'
And it sucked her in
LOL Love that one too!!
--------------------------------------
Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes!.
One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair!.
She also went out and bought a new convertible!.
She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep!.
She stopped and called the sheepherder over!.
"That's a nice flock of sheep!.", she said!.
"Well thank you!.", said the herder!. "Tell you what!. I have a proposition for you!.", said the woman!.
"Okay!.", replied the herder!.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home!?", asked the woman!. "Sure!.", said the sheepherder!.
So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382"!.
"Wow!.", said the herder!. "That is exactly right!.
Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home!."
So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car!.
Upon watching this, the herder approached the woman and offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you"!.
"What is it!?", queried the woman!.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair!.!.!. can I have my dog back!?"
----------------------------------------!.!.!.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight!.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited!.!.!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.!.box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours!.!.!.!.!.power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid!.!.!.!.!.8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing!.!.!.!.!.couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition!.!.!.!.!.learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm!.!.!.!.!.car swamped, because top was down!.
September - The capital of California is "C"!.!.!.!.!.isn't it!?!?!?
October - Hate M & M's!.!.!.!.!.they are so hard to peel!.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.!.!.instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
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A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section!.
The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for!.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here!."
After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat!. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here!."
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land!. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde!? I'll handle this!. I'm married to a blonde!. I speak blonde!." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she sWww@Enter-QA@Com
WHO IS JACK SCHITT!?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way!. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They had one son, Jack!. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The deeply religious couple produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Gi va Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced!. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock!.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!. Two of the other six children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse!. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He came home with his Italian wife; Piza Schitt
By Crock O Schit
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A cat died and went to Heaven!. God met her at the Pearly Gates, petted her on the head and said, "You have been a good cat for these 40 years!. Anything that you want is yours for the asking!." The cat thought for a minute and replied, "All my life I have lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors!. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on!." God said, "Say no more!." Instantly the cat had a huge, fluffy pillow!. A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident, and they all went to heaven together!. God met them at the gates of Heaven with the same offer He made to the cat!. The mice said, "Well, all our lives we've had to run from dogs, cats and even people with brooms!. If we could just have some little roller skates, we'd never have to run again!." God said, "It is done!" All the mice had beautiful little roller skates!. About a week later, God decided to check on the cat!. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow!. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay!? How you been doing!? Are you happy!?" The cat replied, "Oh, I've never been so happy in my life! My pillow is so fluffy, and those little meals-on-wheels you've been sending over here are delicious!
======================================!.!.!.
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport!. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking!. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles!. The weather head is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight!. Now sit back and relax!.!.!.
OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier!. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap!. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Business class yelled, "That's nothing!. You should see the back of mine!"
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way!. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They had one son, Jack!. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The deeply religious couple produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Gi va Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced!. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock!.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!. Two of the other six children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse!. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He came home with his Italian wife; Piza Schitt
By Crock O Schit
======================================!.!.!.
A cat died and went to Heaven!. God met her at the Pearly Gates, petted her on the head and said, "You have been a good cat for these 40 years!. Anything that you want is yours for the asking!." The cat thought for a minute and replied, "All my life I have lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors!. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on!." God said, "Say no more!." Instantly the cat had a huge, fluffy pillow!. A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident, and they all went to heaven together!. God met them at the gates of Heaven with the same offer He made to the cat!. The mice said, "Well, all our lives we've had to run from dogs, cats and even people with brooms!. If we could just have some little roller skates, we'd never have to run again!." God said, "It is done!" All the mice had beautiful little roller skates!. About a week later, God decided to check on the cat!. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow!. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay!? How you been doing!? Are you happy!?" The cat replied, "Oh, I've never been so happy in my life! My pillow is so fluffy, and those little meals-on-wheels you've been sending over here are delicious!
======================================!.!.!.
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport!. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking!. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles!. The weather head is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight!. Now sit back and relax!.!.!.
OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier!. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap!. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Business class yelled, "That's nothing!. You should see the back of mine!"
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13 Things PMS Stands For:
1!. Pass My Shotgun
2!. Psychotic Mood Shift
3!. Perpetual Munching Spree
4!. Puffy Mid-Section
5!. People Make me Sick
6!. Provide Me with Sweets
7!. Pardon My Sobbing
8!. Pimples May Surface
9!. Pass My Sweat pants
10!. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11!. Plainly; Men Suck
12!. Pack My Stuff
and my favoriteone :
13!. Potential Murder Suspect
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1!. Pass My Shotgun
2!. Psychotic Mood Shift
3!. Perpetual Munching Spree
4!. Puffy Mid-Section
5!. People Make me Sick
6!. Provide Me with Sweets
7!. Pardon My Sobbing
8!. Pimples May Surface
9!. Pass My Sweat pants
10!. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11!. Plainly; Men Suck
12!. Pack My Stuff
and my favoriteone :
13!. Potential Murder Suspect
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