Funniest quote from a comedian?!
Question: Funniest quote from a comedian!?
What is the best quote you've ever heard from a comedian!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
you can prick your finger but never finger your prickWww@Enter-QA@Com
carlos mencia's "***** in a box" skit is a personal favorite!.
ANYTHING from stephen lynch!.
i suppose i gotta throw in somethin from Jeff Durham!. Achmed the dead terrorist, "knock knock!. [whos there!?] me!. i kill you"Www@Enter-QA@Com
ANYTHING from stephen lynch!.
i suppose i gotta throw in somethin from Jeff Durham!. Achmed the dead terrorist, "knock knock!. [whos there!?] me!. i kill you"Www@Enter-QA@Com
in the real world: green means go, yellow means wait, and red means stop!.
but in the banana world: green means wait, yellow means go ahead, and red is-- where the heck did you get that banana!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
but in the banana world: green means wait, yellow means go ahead, and red is-- where the heck did you get that banana!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Steve Martin hosting the Academy Awards, opening line
"Good evening Hollywood phonies"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Good evening Hollywood phonies"Www@Enter-QA@Com
you know your a redneck when whenever you see a sign that says,"say no to crack" you remember to pull up your pantsWww@Enter-QA@Com
why don't they just make the whole airplane out of whatever the planes "black box" is made of
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