What are the best "Yo Mama" joke you have ever heard?!
Question: What are the best "Yo Mama" joke you have ever heard!?
Plz add the top three best onez you have ever heard!. best ones gets 10 points!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Yo mama is so fat she uses a runway for a slip and slide
Yo mama is so old she owes Moses a quarter
Yo mama is so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refundWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama is so old she owes Moses a quarter
Yo mama is so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refundWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo ma's so fat when she puts on a yellow t-shirt and goes for a walk people shout "TAXI"
yo ma's so fat when she goes down to the beach the whales sing "we are family"!!!
yo ma's so dumb when theres a glass wall infront of her she has to climb over to see whats on the other side!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo ma's so fat when she goes down to the beach the whales sing "we are family"!!!
yo ma's so dumb when theres a glass wall infront of her she has to climb over to see whats on the other side!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
when she step on the Weight Scales it says!.!.!.'to be continued'!.!.!.
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she once went on a seafood diet!.!.!.whenever she saw food she ate it!
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folk exercise by jogging around her!
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when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time!.
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she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
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she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
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NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
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she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm!.!.!.
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small objects orbit her!.
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she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic!.
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when I tell her to haul ***, she gotta make two trips!.
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when she farted she launched herself into orbit!.
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he lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her!.!.!.behind Mount Everest!.
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when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
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she could be the eighth continent!.
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she nearly put Safeway out of business
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the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity!.
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her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
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when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball!.
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she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic!.
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her fave food is seconds!.
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her belt size is Equator!.
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she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
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she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
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she shows up on radar!.
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she needs a map to find her butt!.
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she fell into the Grand Canyon!.!.!.!.and got stuck!
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she wears an asteroid belt!.
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her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
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she has TB !.!.!. 2 bellys!.
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she's once, twice, three times a lady!.
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she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9!.
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the circus use her as a trampoline
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stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
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when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up!.!.!.'
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she got a new gig at the Cinema!.!.!.she works as the screen
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she once told me 'I could eat a horse'!.!.!.believe me, she wasn't kidding!
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she deep fries her toothpaste!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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she once went on a seafood diet!.!.!.whenever she saw food she ate it!
&
folk exercise by jogging around her!
&
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time!.
&
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
&
she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
&
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
&
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm!.!.!.
&
small objects orbit her!.
&
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic!.
&
when I tell her to haul ***, she gotta make two trips!.
&
when she farted she launched herself into orbit!.
&
he lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her!.!.!.behind Mount Everest!.
&
when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
&
she could be the eighth continent!.
&
she nearly put Safeway out of business
&
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity!.
&
her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
&
when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball!.
&
she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic!.
&
her fave food is seconds!.
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her belt size is Equator!.
&
she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
&
she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
&
she shows up on radar!.
&
she needs a map to find her butt!.
&
she fell into the Grand Canyon!.!.!.!.and got stuck!
&
she wears an asteroid belt!.
&
her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
&
she has TB !.!.!. 2 bellys!.
&
she's once, twice, three times a lady!.
&
she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9!.
&
the circus use her as a trampoline
&
stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
&
when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up!.!.!.'
&
she got a new gig at the Cinema!.!.!.she works as the screen
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she once told me 'I could eat a horse'!.!.!.believe me, she wasn't kidding!
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she deep fries her toothpaste!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo Mama is soo fat, she had to go to seaworld to get baptised
Yo Mama is soo fat, when she wore high heels, she struck oil
and my Fav
Yo Mama is soo fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the houseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo Mama is soo fat, when she wore high heels, she struck oil
and my Fav
Yo Mama is soo fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the houseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo Mamas So Stupid Tht When A Says Christmas Is Just Round The Corner She Went Runnin
Yo Mammas So Ugly She Pur The Boogie Man Out A Busisnes
Yo Mammas So Stupid She Sold Hur car For Petrol
Yo Mammas So Stupid She Tried To Commit Suicide By Jumping Off A Kerb
Yo Mammas so Fat When She Steped On The Scales It Says To Be ContinuedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo Mammas So Ugly She Pur The Boogie Man Out A Busisnes
Yo Mammas So Stupid She Sold Hur car For Petrol
Yo Mammas So Stupid She Tried To Commit Suicide By Jumping Off A Kerb
Yo Mammas so Fat When She Steped On The Scales It Says To Be ContinuedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama's is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat *** out the way!
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!. =3
Yo mama's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
(my fav)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!. =3
Yo mama's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
(my fav)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so ugly even her imaginary friend wont go out with her!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a goldfish!
Yo mama so ugly when she went to an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals!
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a goldfish!
Yo mama so ugly when she went to an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals!
<<Top ThreeWww@Enter-QA@Com
3!.london bridge was falling down coz yo mama was walking on it
2!.yo mama is so dumb she got thrown out the m&m factory for throwing out all the "w"s
1!.Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!.yo mama is so dumb she got thrown out the m&m factory for throwing out all the "w"s
1!.Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama so fat, that when she jumped for joy!.!.!. she got stuck
yo mama so stoopid, she payed for a free sample
yo mama so fat that when she went on the roof, there was a solar eclipse
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yo mama so stoopid, she payed for a free sample
yo mama so fat that when she went on the roof, there was a solar eclipse
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yo mumma soooooo small that when she jumped of the side walk !.!.!.she died ]
when ur mummua was born she was that ugly they had to be her in a tinted incubulator
your mumas like a skateboard flat and easy to rideWww@Enter-QA@Com
when ur mummua was born she was that ugly they had to be her in a tinted incubulator
your mumas like a skateboard flat and easy to rideWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so stupid that she locked herself in the bathroom and peed in her pants!.
Yo mama so stupid that she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so stupid that she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so fat it take a plane and 2 buses to get to her good side!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong
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yo mommaaa iss so stupid that when the doorbell rang she opened the refrigerator door!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo Mama is so fat she has her own weather system!.Www@Enter-QA@Com