Never argue with a woman?!


Question: Never argue with a woman!?
Guys!.!.!.!.do you feel this is true!?!?!?

Here's an email I received today and i found it quite funny!!

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap!. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out!. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book!.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat!. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am!. What are you doing!?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't it obvious!?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her!.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing!. I'm reading,' she replies!.
To which he replies, 'Yes, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!. I'll have to take you in and write you up!.'
'For reading a book!?,' she replies!.
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again!.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I am not fishing!. I am reading,' she replies, again!.
Again he says, 'Yes, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!. I'll have to take you in and write you up!.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman!.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden!.
And she replies, 'That's true, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!.'
'Have a nice day ma'am', and he left!.



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Answers:
thanks for the laugh hope I don't wake your dog up for laughing so loudWww@Enter-QA@Com

i dont no it's kinda funny but it also kinda stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com

Lol that was cute, i thought it was funny and so truWww@Enter-QA@Com

This is funny :) and i love the twisted ending, awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha most funny joke i read from quitesome timeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Haha thats funny :) i think its witty and true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'm a girl, but this is funnnyyWww@Enter-QA@Com

I love that one every time!! I love it so much!. It is hilarious!!
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lol ^ ^ Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!
So totally true!.
Dontcha love how the world works!?
I love being a woman!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Good one!! :] Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL, I love it!.!. Thanks for sharing this just made me laugh!.
I agree it's so true!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Clever - made me smile! Have a star!
CJWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL! Too true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I like it, thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

funny and so trueWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol trueWww@Enter-QA@Com

yepWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol thats awesomeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Laughing!! LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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