What are some creative fart jokes?!
Question: What are some creative fart jokes!?
pull my finger is old, anybody got some new creative fart jokes i can use on my friends !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
If your driving in a vehicle and feel one coming on lock the windows when they are up!. Friends aren't too impressed but you'll go off the road from laughing so hard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not creative, but i read it here a few weeks ago
person goes to doctor and says - doc can you help, i cannot stop farting but they do not stink!. he gives her some tablets and tells her to come back in 1 week - patient says doc i still farting but now they stink real bad, to which the doc replies, that is great we cleared up your sinus problem now lets see what we can do to fix the other oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
person goes to doctor and says - doc can you help, i cannot stop farting but they do not stink!. he gives her some tablets and tells her to come back in 1 week - patient says doc i still farting but now they stink real bad, to which the doc replies, that is great we cleared up your sinus problem now lets see what we can do to fix the other oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Seriously: Consider what you are asking here!. Creative and presumably FUNNY fart jokes!. Perhaps next time aim for something that existsWww@Enter-QA@Com
i've always been partial to; "if i wanted to hear a butt hole talk i'd fart!." but then again sometimes people don't think i'm very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe! I dont have any good fart jokes, just came here to read the other answers and get a good giggle!Www@Enter-QA@Com
well heres a pickup line!.
did u fart!? because u blew me awayWww@Enter-QA@Com
did u fart!? because u blew me awayWww@Enter-QA@Com