Sterile Porta Potty vs. teen girl?!
Question: Sterile Porta Potty vs!. teen girl!?
In a different category!.!.!.
Anyways, it's an assignment about symbolism in English, where we have to pick an object and provide and explain reasons for why we believe this object could be used to symbolize us!. A few notes: 1) It's okay for this to be humorous, and that's what mine is intended to be, 2) Our object can't be anything obvious, like a rollercoaster, or a doormat, etc!.
I chose a CLEAN/NEW porta-potty to represent me!. (haha)
My problem is, I have only come up with 2 reasons why this could represent me, and I need three!. I've thought of a billion, but they all only apply to dirty porta-potties!.
What I have so far:
-People are nervous to go inside, but once they do they see it's all okay!.
-I help people sort out their problems, quickly!.
What I have thought of that would only apply to a dirty one:
-"Jackass"es always make a joke out of me
-I never have toilet paper on me (this would have been really funny if I could use it, but clean ones I would assume would have tp)
Can anyone help me think of that last quality of a clean portapotty, that could also be a quality of a human!?
THANKS(:
PS!. Once again, it's supposed to be humorous, and if you don't have something to say that will help me, please don't say anything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Anyways, it's an assignment about symbolism in English, where we have to pick an object and provide and explain reasons for why we believe this object could be used to symbolize us!. A few notes: 1) It's okay for this to be humorous, and that's what mine is intended to be, 2) Our object can't be anything obvious, like a rollercoaster, or a doormat, etc!.
I chose a CLEAN/NEW porta-potty to represent me!. (haha)
My problem is, I have only come up with 2 reasons why this could represent me, and I need three!. I've thought of a billion, but they all only apply to dirty porta-potties!.
What I have so far:
-People are nervous to go inside, but once they do they see it's all okay!.
-I help people sort out their problems, quickly!.
What I have thought of that would only apply to a dirty one:
-"Jackass"es always make a joke out of me
-I never have toilet paper on me (this would have been really funny if I could use it, but clean ones I would assume would have tp)
Can anyone help me think of that last quality of a clean portapotty, that could also be a quality of a human!?
THANKS(:
PS!. Once again, it's supposed to be humorous, and if you don't have something to say that will help me, please don't say anything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
People generally fell a little better after spending a few minutes (or more) with meWww@Enter-QA@Com
dont push me over, or you'll be knee deep in sh*tWww@Enter-QA@Com