Please tell me some very very funny jokes you have (only funny ones and unless i!
Question: Please tell me some very very funny jokes you have (only funny ones and unless its hilarious not too long)!?
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Little Johnny likes to gamble!.
One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city!.
Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling!."
So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him!."
The teacher says OK, she can handle it!.
The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny!."
She says yes I know who you are!.
Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt!."
The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet!.
She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole!.
That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why!.
So his dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost!."
The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem!."
Johnny's dad laughs and says, "No you didn't, he bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he'd see your a'ss before the day was over!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city!.
Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling!."
So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him!."
The teacher says OK, she can handle it!.
The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny!."
She says yes I know who you are!.
Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt!."
The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet!.
She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole!.
That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why!.
So his dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost!."
The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem!."
Johnny's dad laughs and says, "No you didn't, he bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he'd see your a'ss before the day was over!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting in the corner!. One says to the other, "Jeez, I'd really like to dance with that girl!."
The other man replies, "Well go ahead and ask her, don't be a chicken!."
So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "Excuse me!. Would you be so kind as to dance with me!?"
Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, "I'm sorry!. Right now I'm concentrating on matrimony and I'd rather sit than dance!."
So the man humbly returns to his friend!.
"So what did she say!?" asks the friend!.
The drunk responded, "She said she's constipated on macaroni and would rather $hit in her pants!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
this joke is only funny to some people:
why do people put a fence around a cemetery!?
because people are dieing to get in :) (its sorta a halloween joke too)
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why do people put a fence around a cemetery!?
because people are dieing to get in :) (its sorta a halloween joke too)
-Katy Sue-
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What do making love in a rowboat and drinking Coors light have in common!?
They're both f*****g close to water!
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They're both f*****g close to water!
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If big booed girls work at hooters when where do one legged girls work!?
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