Who thinks the world's funniest joke is...funny?!
Question: Who thinks the world's funniest joke is!.!.!.funny!?
its a bit!.!.!.ok!.!.!.!?
two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses!. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed!. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services!. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do!?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help!. First, let's make sure he's dead!." There is a silence, then a shot is heard!. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what!?"
well what do you think!? this really is the worlds "funniest joke" because it comes up at every single #1 worlds funniest joke!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses!. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed!. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services!. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do!?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help!. First, let's make sure he's dead!." There is a silence, then a shot is heard!. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what!?"
well what do you think!? this really is the worlds "funniest joke" because it comes up at every single #1 worlds funniest joke!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A stern father and his son was walking in a park!.
Then the son saw a bee!. the son killed the bee!. his father was angry and scolded him " no honey for you for a month"
then they continued and this time a butterfly flew by!. the boy quickly killed the butterfly and again his father scolded him again: "no butter for you for a month"
Then they went back home!. the mother was cooking and she saw a cockroach and quickly screamed and killed it!.
the son and the father saw this!. so the son said: "do you want to tell her or do you want me to tell her!?!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then the son saw a bee!. the son killed the bee!. his father was angry and scolded him " no honey for you for a month"
then they continued and this time a butterfly flew by!. the boy quickly killed the butterfly and again his father scolded him again: "no butter for you for a month"
Then they went back home!. the mother was cooking and she saw a cockroach and quickly screamed and killed it!.
the son and the father saw this!. so the son said: "do you want to tell her or do you want me to tell her!?!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
its funny
but not hysterical
I've heard better
Now this is funny:
There was a dad, a mom, and they had 9 kids!. They were waiting for a bus!. There was a random blind guy waiting for the bus too!. There was only enough room for 10 people!. So the mom and the 9 children went on!. The blind guy and the dad walked!. The dadd said, can you atleast put a piece of rubber on the end of your stick, it'sd annoying!. The blind guy replied, "well if you hada piece of rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we would beon the bus right now!"
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but not hysterical
I've heard better
Now this is funny:
There was a dad, a mom, and they had 9 kids!. They were waiting for a bus!. There was a random blind guy waiting for the bus too!. There was only enough room for 10 people!. So the mom and the 9 children went on!. The blind guy and the dad walked!. The dadd said, can you atleast put a piece of rubber on the end of your stick, it'sd annoying!. The blind guy replied, "well if you hada piece of rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we would beon the bus right now!"
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HA<HA<HA<HA<HA<HA<HO<HO<HO<HO<HO<HE!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Calm down,just tell me where you are the police are on their way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard better!. It's funny but not hystericalWww@Enter-QA@Com
its allright i guess, but its not the funniest ive heard!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
It probably comes up all the time cause it's easy to remember!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was funny the first time i heard it but now its just kinda overused!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
its chuckle worthy, not hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
roflol hahahahhahahahah man thats funny@!@@@!@!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not the funniestWww@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well, actually! when it was first heard; it really was funny!.!.!.!.!.but it's been overused and wrongly used so many times that it has lost its shine!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.like it could've been one of the best jokes, but whenever someone starts saying LET ME TELL YOU THE BEST JOKE EVER, the expectations go too high and the joke's standard stays down!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.but ye, right now it obviously izn't the funniest joke, those guys should rethink i guess loooool!.!.!.!.nyway here's one for u
A fat guy at new gym
This fat guy sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, or 10 kilograms on the first day!. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg!.
They strip him and lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute!. He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a gorgeous lady, stark naked, with a sign saying
"If you catch me, I'm yours!."
He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed!. Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there!. And just as he's about to catch the girl, pop, she disappears through a door!. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him!. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg!.
He's back on the street and starts to think!.
"Jesus, I was so close to catching her!. If I had a little more time!.!.!."
So next week he goes back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 10 more kg!."
"No problem," says the manager!.
Again he strips, and is led to the large gym!. This time he's standing by the door when it opens!. Out comes a gorilla with a sign
"If I catch you, you're mine!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A fat guy at new gym
This fat guy sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, or 10 kilograms on the first day!. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg!.
They strip him and lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute!. He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a gorgeous lady, stark naked, with a sign saying
"If you catch me, I'm yours!."
He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed!. Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there!. And just as he's about to catch the girl, pop, she disappears through a door!. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him!. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg!.
He's back on the street and starts to think!.
"Jesus, I was so close to catching her!. If I had a little more time!.!.!."
So next week he goes back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 10 more kg!."
"No problem," says the manager!.
Again he strips, and is led to the large gym!. This time he's standing by the door when it opens!. Out comes a gorilla with a sign
"If I catch you, you're mine!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard it before and it must be up among the top ones!.
Hope you think this one may be also rated highly;
A farmer gives a lift to a hiker and tells him to get on the trailer behind his car!. The trailer is also carrying a sheep and a pig!.
The car takes a bend too fast and they all crash into undergrowth and roll over!. As the farmer gets out of the car to assess the damage the hiker is in agony and realises he has a broken leg!.
The farmer sees that the sheep and the pig have broken legs so he gets his shotgun from the car and shoots them to put them out of their misery!.
He turns to the hiker and asks how he is and the hiker, with a look of horror on his face, replied;
"I never felt better in my life!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hope you think this one may be also rated highly;
A farmer gives a lift to a hiker and tells him to get on the trailer behind his car!. The trailer is also carrying a sheep and a pig!.
The car takes a bend too fast and they all crash into undergrowth and roll over!. As the farmer gets out of the car to assess the damage the hiker is in agony and realises he has a broken leg!.
The farmer sees that the sheep and the pig have broken legs so he gets his shotgun from the car and shoots them to put them out of their misery!.
He turns to the hiker and asks how he is and the hiker, with a look of horror on his face, replied;
"I never felt better in my life!"Www@Enter-QA@Com