What are the best "ya ma" jokes ....?!
Question: What are the best "ya ma" jokes !.!.!.!.!?
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Yo Mama so fat, that when she checked her weight on a weighting scale it said 'To be continued!'
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she was sitting on a bench, the police came to you and said, 'Young man, can you please remove your van, it is parked on the sidewalk!.' You say, 'That is my Mother, Sir!'
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she went bungee jumping, a man who was going for his morning walk said, 'What a huge helium balloon!'
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she aboarded the plane, the minute the plane went in to the sky, it crashed!.
Yo Mama so dumb, that when she got locked in the grocery store, she starved to death!
Yo Mama so dumb, she thought a quaterback was a refund!
Yo Mama so dumb, she needed a price check at the Dollar Store!.
Yo Mama so dumb, that she tried putting M&Ms in an alphabetical order!.
Yo Mama so dumb, she tried to drown a fish!.
Yo Mama so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!
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Yo Mama is so fat, that when she was sitting on a bench, the police came to you and said, 'Young man, can you please remove your van, it is parked on the sidewalk!.' You say, 'That is my Mother, Sir!'
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she went bungee jumping, a man who was going for his morning walk said, 'What a huge helium balloon!'
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she aboarded the plane, the minute the plane went in to the sky, it crashed!.
Yo Mama so dumb, that when she got locked in the grocery store, she starved to death!
Yo Mama so dumb, she thought a quaterback was a refund!
Yo Mama so dumb, she needed a price check at the Dollar Store!.
Yo Mama so dumb, that she tried putting M&Ms in an alphabetical order!.
Yo Mama so dumb, she tried to drown a fish!.
Yo Mama so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!
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Your momma's so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl
Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice
Your momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Yo momma so fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost!.
Yo mama so fat when she died and went to heaven lord asked where did my light go!?!?!?
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Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice
Your momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Yo momma so fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost!.
Yo mama so fat when she died and went to heaven lord asked where did my light go!?!?!?
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yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death !!
yo mama so stupid she wore lipstick on her head to makeup her mind !!
that's all i can remember now :)!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama so stupid she wore lipstick on her head to makeup her mind !!
that's all i can remember now :)!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo momma is so black, she puts fingerprints on charcoal!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ya ma like a bowling ball, finger her 3 times den fck her dwn an alley!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mamma so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like this one:
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mamma so fat, when she stepped on the scale she yelled I DON'T WANT MY PHONE NUMBER!!
haha i still crack up at that :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i still crack up at that :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com