Joke> Who needs a hearing aid?!


Question: Joke> Who needs a hearing aid!?
An old man decided his old wife was getting hard of hearing!. So he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked!.The Doctor said he could see her in 2 weeks, and mean while there's a simple informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the dimensions of the problem!."Here's what you do!. Start about 40 feet away from her and speak in a normal converstional tone and see if she hears you!. If not go to 30 ft , then 20 ft!.until you get a response"!.So that evening she's in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room and he says to himself, "Im about 40 ft away lets see what happens!.""Honey was for supper!?" No response!.So he moved to the other end of the room about 30 ft away!.Honey whats for supper !? No response!.So he moves to the dining room 20 ft away!. "Honey whats for supper" No response!.On to the kitchen door , only 10 ft away!. "Honey whats for supper!? " No response!.So he walks right up behind her "Honey whats for suppoer!?"For the fifth time chicken!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Did you say something!? <grin>

LOL Have a star!. Heck, I always give you a star anyway because you always deserve them!. <grin> Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hey what did you say!? What did you say!? LOL
Cute joke and this story is true!. My Dad spent $2000 on a Miracle ear!. He got tired of listening to my Mom and began to turn down the volume and broke the Miracle ear and that was that! My Dad did have hearing problems from WWII but he was selective in his hearing when it came to my Mom!. Believe me, my Mom was loud too!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Another good one!. My wife claims I use "selective hearing" when she's talking to me maybe she'll get me a hearing aid!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha that's funny!. at first i was like what!?! then i was like, omg that's funny! =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

now who needs a hearing aid!? very funny!. that one i will keep in my watch list!. thanks for making me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha thTS A GOod one! sorRY ABouT THe RandoM CaPS MY COMP Is wEIRDWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!. ************** 4 uWww@Enter-QA@Com



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