Do you know any kid friendly jokes?!


Question: Do you know any kid friendly jokes!?
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How do you teach a tissue to dance!?

Put a little boogie in it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

um kara!.!.!.!. thats not how it goes it goes like this: there once was a daddy, mommy, and baby tomatoes going for a walk
the baby tomato was ligging behind so the daddy tomato stepped back (and squishing the baby tomato) said KETCHUP! (CATCH UP)Www@Enter-QA@Com

what is the diffance between chopped beef and pea soup
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anyone can chop beef but no one can pee soupWww@Enter-QA@Com

there was a mommy tommato and 5 baby tomatos!. but one always fell behind and one day the mommy tomato got so angry she yelled KETCHUP!!!!!!!!
hehe =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

nope because there is no funny kid friendly joke theres alot of unfunny jokes that are kid freindly Www@Enter-QA@Com

What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot!?

A Walkie Talkie

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Why was the little strawberry sad!?
Because his mommy was in a jamWww@Enter-QA@Com

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus!?

You Pokemon!

Haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What kind of key can you eat!?

A turkey!. My six year old son told me that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours!?

Nacho Cheese!Www@Enter-QA@Com

get laffy taffy and read those jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com



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