Now now another short joke?!
Question: Now now another short joke!?
A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem!. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed!. “I’m so ashamed, Doctor!.” she said, “I guess I let myself go!.” The physician checked her eyes and ears!. “Don’t feel ashamed, Miss!. You don’t look that bad!.” “Do you really think so, Doctor!?” she asked!. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, “Of course!. Now just open your mouth and say moo!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Loved GargVK!.!.!.If I may add
Thankfully there were no early birds around to get the worm!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thankfully there were no early birds around to get the worm!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Acool joke
Have a hot joke from me also>>>>>>>>>>>
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day!.
One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body!. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it!.
He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the dand except for the one part sticking out!.
Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There really is no justice in this world!."
The other little old lady says, "What do you mean!?"
The first little old lady says, "Look at that!."
"When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it!."
"When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it!."
"When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it!."
"When I was 40 years old, I asked for it!."
"When I was 50 years old, I paid for it!."
"When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it!."
"When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it!."
"And now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild!!"
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Have a hot joke from me also>>>>>>>>>>>
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day!.
One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body!. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it!.
He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the dand except for the one part sticking out!.
Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There really is no justice in this world!."
The other little old lady says, "What do you mean!?"
The first little old lady says, "Look at that!."
"When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it!."
"When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it!."
"When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it!."
"When I was 40 years old, I asked for it!."
"When I was 50 years old, I paid for it!."
"When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it!."
"When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it!."
"And now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild!!"
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thief broke into a house!. as he was stealing trying to look for some loot in the closet, he heard a voice saying 'jesus is looking at you'
the thief turned around and saw nobody!. so he continued
then the voice came again" jesus is looking at you"
the thief turned around and looked around and saw a parrot!. phew! it was just a parrot he thought
the thief asked the parrot : wats ur name!?
Parrot: clarence
Thief: what a stupid name!. who would name a parrot clarence!?
Parrot: the same idiot who named the rottweiler jesusWww@Enter-QA@Com
the thief turned around and saw nobody!. so he continued
then the voice came again" jesus is looking at you"
the thief turned around and looked around and saw a parrot!. phew! it was just a parrot he thought
the thief asked the parrot : wats ur name!?
Parrot: clarence
Thief: what a stupid name!. who would name a parrot clarence!?
Parrot: the same idiot who named the rottweiler jesusWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was funny!. It was clever I must admit!. Not the best, but not the worst!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice joke,
I had a major Deja Vu right there with CargVK's jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I had a major Deja Vu right there with CargVK's jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Women are a funny sort of humans!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol! :) Good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha havent heard that one beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well one day my father told me i was not actually his kid!. Enjoy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's mean, not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
loolWww@Enter-QA@Com
A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem!. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed!. “I’m so ashamed, Doctor!.” she said, “I guess I let myself go!.” The physician checked her eyes and ears!. “Don’t feel ashamed, Miss!. You don’t look that bad!.” “Do you really think so, Doctor!?” she asked!. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and saidWww@Enter-QA@Com