Do you like this joke... 10 points if you can tell me the best joke you got?!
Question: Do you like this joke!.!.!. 10 points if you can tell me the best joke you got!?
okay so there was a women who had two sons
one son was 10 and the other was 8
the two sons were bad
they stole and lied
so one day the mom heared of a store clerk who was really good with kids
so she asked the store clerk if he could talk to her kids about being bad
she decided to send the 8 year old in first
the store clerk then asked the 8 year old!.!.
were is God
the 8 year old didnt anwser
the store clerk ask him again
were is God
the 8 year old was still quite
he decided to ask him one more time!.!.!.
WERE IS GOD!
the 8 year old then ran out screaming and crying
he got into is house and then went to his 10 year old brothers room
what is wrong the brother asked
we are in for it this time the 8 year old brother said
they cant fined God and the think we stole him
not so great i know!. but my friend told me and i though it was cute
tell me a joke of your own and the best gets 10 points
if you dont have a joke then just rate the joke above
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one son was 10 and the other was 8
the two sons were bad
they stole and lied
so one day the mom heared of a store clerk who was really good with kids
so she asked the store clerk if he could talk to her kids about being bad
she decided to send the 8 year old in first
the store clerk then asked the 8 year old!.!.
were is God
the 8 year old didnt anwser
the store clerk ask him again
were is God
the 8 year old was still quite
he decided to ask him one more time!.!.!.
WERE IS GOD!
the 8 year old then ran out screaming and crying
he got into is house and then went to his 10 year old brothers room
what is wrong the brother asked
we are in for it this time the 8 year old brother said
they cant fined God and the think we stole him
not so great i know!. but my friend told me and i though it was cute
tell me a joke of your own and the best gets 10 points
if you dont have a joke then just rate the joke above
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Answers:
CUTEEEEEEEEEEE jokes; jokes with kids are always cute; here's one for you (mine is not cute tho :p)
A fat guy at new gym
This fat guy sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, or 10 kilograms on the first day!. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg!.
They strip him and lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute!. He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a gorgeous lady, stark naked, with a sign saying
"If you catch me, I'm yours!."
He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed!. Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there!. And just as he's about to catch the girl, pop, she disappears through a door!. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him!. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg!.
He's back on the street and starts to think!.
"Jesus, I was so close to catching her!. If I had a little more
time!.!.!."
So next week he goes back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 10 more kg!."
"No problem," says the manager!.
Again he strips, and is led to the large gym!. This time he's standing by the door when it opens!. Out comes a gorilla with a sign
"If I catch you, you're mine!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A fat guy at new gym
This fat guy sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, or 10 kilograms on the first day!. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg!.
They strip him and lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute!. He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a gorgeous lady, stark naked, with a sign saying
"If you catch me, I'm yours!."
He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed!. Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there!. And just as he's about to catch the girl, pop, she disappears through a door!. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him!. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg!.
He's back on the street and starts to think!.
"Jesus, I was so close to catching her!. If I had a little more
time!.!.!."
So next week he goes back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 10 more kg!."
"No problem," says the manager!.
Again he strips, and is led to the large gym!. This time he's standing by the door when it opens!. Out comes a gorilla with a sign
"If I catch you, you're mine!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
It is good joke 8/10!.
Read my joke as well and rate my joke
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality!.
"We live today in very difficult times for young people!. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame!?"
A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour!?"
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Read my joke as well and rate my joke
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality!.
"We live today in very difficult times for young people!. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame!?"
A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour!?"
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7/10 heres my joke
ok so a blonde girl goes into a store
she asks the manager if she can buy a TV thats on sale
the manager says sorry i dont sell to blondes
the girl goes out and dyes her hair brunette
she goes back in and asks if she can buy the TV
the manager says no, i dont sell to blondes again
the girl goes out one more time and dyes her hair black
she goes in and asks the manager if she can buy the TV
the manager says no, i dont sell to blondes
the blonde says why wont you sell it to me!
the manager says its a mircrowave!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok so a blonde girl goes into a store
she asks the manager if she can buy a TV thats on sale
the manager says sorry i dont sell to blondes
the girl goes out and dyes her hair brunette
she goes back in and asks if she can buy the TV
the manager says no, i dont sell to blondes again
the girl goes out one more time and dyes her hair black
she goes in and asks the manager if she can buy the TV
the manager says no, i dont sell to blondes
the blonde says why wont you sell it to me!
the manager says its a mircrowave!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A thief broke into a house!. as he was stealing trying to look for some loot in the closet, he heard a voice saying 'jesus is looking at you'
the thief turned around and saw nobody!. so he continued
then the voice came again" jesus is looking at you"
the thief turned around and looked around and saw a parrot!. phew! it was just a parrot he thought
the thief asked the parrot : wats ur name!?
Parrot: clarence
Thief: what a stupid name!. who would name a parrot clarence!?
Parrot: the same idiot who named the rottweiler jesus!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the thief turned around and saw nobody!. so he continued
then the voice came again" jesus is looking at you"
the thief turned around and looked around and saw a parrot!. phew! it was just a parrot he thought
the thief asked the parrot : wats ur name!?
Parrot: clarence
Thief: what a stupid name!. who would name a parrot clarence!?
Parrot: the same idiot who named the rottweiler jesus!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was strange!.!.!.
Hmm!.!.!. my joke is!.
2 chickens are about to cross the street!. They both look at each other!. They cross the street!.
Why did they cross the street!?
To get to the other side!!
Haha instead of 1 chicken, I said to chickens!. LMFAO!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hmm!.!.!. my joke is!.
2 chickens are about to cross the street!. They both look at each other!. They cross the street!.
Why did they cross the street!?
To get to the other side!!
Haha instead of 1 chicken, I said to chickens!. LMFAO!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like it
how does an elephnt ask for a glass of water
can i have a glass of water plz!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
how does an elephnt ask for a glass of water
can i have a glass of water plz!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
my ex-girlfriend told me she loved me and would never do anything to hurt me and would never cheat on me!.!.!.I'm still laughing at that jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha that's funny and cute
i don't know to many jokes!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't know to many jokes!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard it before, it's old as my grandma!. Learn how to spell and it might help your joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
try this
After being married for 41 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said, 'Honey, 41 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but
I got to sleep every night with a hot 22-year-old gal!. Now I have a $500,000!.00
home, a $45,000!.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping
with a 63-year-old woman!. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side
of things!.'
My wife is a very reasonable woman!. She told me to go out and find a
hot 22-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again
be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a
sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV!.
Aren't older women great!? They really know how to solve a mid-life
crisis!.!.!.
PRICELESS!
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After being married for 41 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said, 'Honey, 41 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but
I got to sleep every night with a hot 22-year-old gal!. Now I have a $500,000!.00
home, a $45,000!.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping
with a 63-year-old woman!. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side
of things!.'
My wife is a very reasonable woman!. She told me to go out and find a
hot 22-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again
be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a
sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV!.
Aren't older women great!? They really know how to solve a mid-life
crisis!.!.!.
PRICELESS!
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There were 2 men!.
One stuttered and one didn't!.
They were both really poor and needed money to help them!.
One day the not stuttering man said!.!."I have an idea of how to get rich"!.
They climbed onto the top of a high rise flat block!.
The not-stuttering man picked up a brick and threw it off!. "Falling Brick!" he shouted!.
A man at the bottom moved quickly out of the way!. "Thanks mate, you save my life! heres ￡100"!.
The not-stuttering man went to collect his money!.
The stuttering man, by this time, thought to himself!.!.im gonna try that!.
He too picked up a brick and threw it off of the high building!.!.!."F!.!.f!.!.!.f!.!.!.f!.!.!.
Flipping Heck Its Hit Him!"!.
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One stuttered and one didn't!.
They were both really poor and needed money to help them!.
One day the not stuttering man said!.!."I have an idea of how to get rich"!.
They climbed onto the top of a high rise flat block!.
The not-stuttering man picked up a brick and threw it off!. "Falling Brick!" he shouted!.
A man at the bottom moved quickly out of the way!. "Thanks mate, you save my life! heres ￡100"!.
The not-stuttering man went to collect his money!.
The stuttering man, by this time, thought to himself!.!.im gonna try that!.
He too picked up a brick and threw it off of the high building!.!.!."F!.!.f!.!.!.f!.!.!.f!.!.!.
Flipping Heck Its Hit Him!"!.
Hope you liked it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
little red riding hood was going to her granny's house!.lil red then saw the big bad wolf crouched behind a fallen tree!. "my what big ears you have!"says lil red!.the wolf then stands up and runs away!.a couple miles on lil red sees the wolf again crouched behind a stump!."my what big eyes you have!"says lil red!. the wolf jumps up and runs again!.farther on down the road lil red sees the wolf crouched behind a bush!."my what a big nose you have!"says red!.the wolf, again, jumps up and runs!.couple miles away lil red sees the wolf again, this time crouched behind a highway sign!."my what big teeth you have!" says lil red!. the wolf looks up and says "WILL YOU GET LOST!IM TRYING TO TAKE A DUMP!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com